Uh, uh -po, I mean, sorry Jack, po- um, hippopotamus? No, I mean, uh hippo, hypochondriac, I’m sorry Jack, my mind’s not what it used to be. We used to uh, down by the pool, um, now hold on a minute.
Now, uh, hold on just an hour - I mean a second, sorry a, um, you know the thing. I’ll say your uh, sentence - um, word, yes. Po-, um, potential. You have potential. You’re just as bright as a white kid. We can, no - um, you should, I mean - you can, yes, you’ll light up your high school gym . Just like uh, Auntie Cornpop’s ice cream car. I mean truck.
SAY IT
FUCKING SAY POTATO
Ohfucko left for a bit and forgor to say potato
Uhm uhh huh it’s kinda hard to say, sorry
no you good we chill
PO- PO- PO- PO- TOMATO
tomato?
FUCKING TOMATO
DONT FUCKING STUTTER YOU FUCKING TWINK SAY POTATO RIGHT NOW
ONE MORE CHANCE
DONT MAKE ME DO IT
SAY IT
IM GONNA BIDEN BLAST YOU INTO A SWISS PANINI IF YOU DONT SAY THE WORD POTATO RIGHT NOW
…ow, owie, I’m hit!