Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist [email protected] • 1 year agoThe Real Jesus!midwest.socialimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1418cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1418imageThe Real Jesus!midwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square49fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•edit-21 year agoThe metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd. Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol). But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets. If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.
The metaphors are also hilarious. Jesus is “the lamb”, but he also guides his own flock as a shepherd.
Sheep have a habit of mindlessly following the group (lol).
But… You know what the shepherd does, with the sheep, right? He’s not taking care of his flock because they’re pets.
If you have spent any time with goats you’ll know they’re much cooler than sheep. Goats are so much fun.
TL;DR: God wants to eat us.
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and or make clothing out of our hair