Writing about politicising penis size, while rumours don’t line up with reality, there’s the barbarous big dicks stealing our women with their virile primitive energy, and the cunning small dicks plotting and scheming and being good at maths. It is only us, the middle dicked white men, who can lead the path forward.

I don’t know how frequently this pops up in history, buy I’ve seen parallels here and there. I also don’t know where Arabs fall into that, since they’re both Asian and barbarous hordes.