• Tankiedesantski [he/him]OP
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    701 year ago

    NASA is banned from working with China, so it would be genuinely hilarious if they were the only group stuck paying $3k per kg.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      401 year ago

      I’m not sure what’s funnier. If China open sources the technology and NASA would have no choice but to switch to it, or they keep it proprietary and force the US to use spacex

      • Egon [they/them]
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        401 year ago

        The funniest outcome is this: They go open source, Elon takes the concept and tries to pretend he invented the tech himself. People call him out for it, but he doubles down claiming he’s never even heard of china. It gets built and explodes because he cut corners and did dumb shit. Elon immediately blames faulty Chinese tech. lathe-of-heaven

        • AbbysMuscles [she/her]
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          241 year ago

          And retroactively blames those shifty [slurs] for stealing American tech that previously was just a series of doodles on a napkin

        • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Elon tries to build a space trebuchet to compete, the release mechanism gets a bug and slams a $50,000,000 rocket directly into the ground. Blames China and Chelsea Manning.

        • D61 [any]
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          121 year ago

          During fundraising events he shows videos of the prototype in action.

          The video… (invidious front end for youtube used)