@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 year agoFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.comexternal-linkmessage-square144fedilinkarrow-up1619cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1619external-linkFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.com@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square144fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍linkfedilink65•1 year agoIt cuts into the meat industry’s profits and is primarily desired by liberals
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink35•1 year agoNot destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is “woke”, so they have to oppose it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoGot to remember that one… It’ll come in handy for years to come!
minus-squareHonkyTonkWomanlinkfedilink8•1 year ago“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known: If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted. Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions. Let it be law. “
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoIn fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•1 year agoBecause they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.
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It cuts into the meat industry’s profits and is primarily desired by liberals
Because they are free market Republicans. /s
Not destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is “woke”, so they have to oppose it.
One bite and, bam, your transmexican.
What’s wrong with my transmexican?
Its an affront in the eyes of republijesus.
Got to remember that one… It’ll come in handy for years to come!
“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known:
If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted.
Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions.
Let it be law. “
In fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
How is it not meat?
It is literally meat though.
Because they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.