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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoHe was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink30•1 year agoMarge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•1 year agoTo be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink55•1 year agoThree! We have THREE kids Homer. Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•1 year agoDohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!
Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?
One’s doing time for shooting someone.
He was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.
Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.
To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong
Years? DECADES.
Decades are made of years
Three! We have THREE kids Homer.
Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.
Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!