Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist [email protected] • 1 year agoBasedmidwest.socialimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1373
arrow-up1373imageBasedmidwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•1 year agoIf I get to have a jetpack, I’m converting to Christianity.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoMe too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns. If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring. Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoShit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoDoes it have to be useful and functional? I am sure we can get you a cardboard box with the words jetpack written on it that we can strap to your back.
If I get to have a jetpack, I’m converting to Christianity.
Me too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns.
If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring.
Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”
Shit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.
Does it have to be useful and functional? I am sure we can get you a cardboard box with the words jetpack written on it that we can strap to your back.
The picture obviously shows it being awesome.