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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Writing C++ is easy.

sh.itjust.works

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Writing C++ is easy.

sh.itjust.works

@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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    Then there’s Haskell that would remove (well, used to at some point) your source code file if you made any errors: https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/163

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      That’s actually hilarious

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      When the compiler is being more helpful than you realize.

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      So that’s what inspired Vigil…

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        Reading their page gave me a good laugh. Didn’t know about this before, and I’m glad to have learned about its existence

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        Vigil deleted a function. Won’t that cause the functions that call it to fail?

        It would seem that those functions appear to be corrupted as well. Run Vigil again and it will take care of that for you. Several invocations may be required to fully excise all bugs from your code.

        Yeah. this bit got me

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      23•2 years ago

      The world’s angriest compiler.

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