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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Anon watches LOTR

sh.itjust.works

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Anon watches LOTR

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • Captain Janeway
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    102•1 year ago

    I can only tell if men are friends if they share a bicep-flexed hand clasp.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•1 year ago

      They need to shoulder bump too, otherwise they could just be former colleagues or perhaps two men who met for the first time yesterday.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        Maybe an ass-tap just to be certain. A chest smooch couldn’t hurt either.

    • I Cast Fist
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      43•1 year ago

      You son of a bitch! 🤝💪

    • @[email protected]
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      14•1 year ago

      “My man.” “My man.” (In unison) “Hurrah”
      “What are we doing today?”
      “We’re going hunting. Because we’re men. Because we like to do it. Stop being a bitch”

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 year ago

      And a solemn nod that sums up everything they both experienced in the 10 years since they last saw each other.

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      15•1 year ago

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