Kes to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years agoThe Only Acceptable Terminologylemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up190
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minus-squareTheThirdStrikelinkfedilink2•2 years agoMy mom kept asking me how I couldn’t believe in (her) God. I presented her with a massive list of Gods (excluding hers)… Of the 200 Gods on the list, I asked her which ones she believed in. She said, none. I said, “You don’t believe in 200 Gods… I don’t believe in 201 Gods… See we’re closer to agreement than you thought.” And that was the last time we talked about it.
Any religion:
Christianity: you’re pagans!
My mom kept asking me how I couldn’t believe in (her) God.
I presented her with a massive list of Gods (excluding hers)… Of the 200 Gods on the list, I asked her which ones she believed in.
She said, none.
I said, “You don’t believe in 200 Gods… I don’t believe in 201 Gods… See we’re closer to agreement than you thought.”
And that was the last time we talked about it.