The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 1 year agoWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1648
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minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPMlinkfedilink130•1 year agoSo you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoMaybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
minus-squarePennyJimcakelinkfedilinkEnglish19•1 year agoWho knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•1 year agoOnly if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year ago It won’t become sentient in your kitchen. Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•edit-21 year agoIf your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible. But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-21 year agoQuery: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
He’s definitely up to something.
Brave little guy
Frakkin’ toasters.
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Love technology connections
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.