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"no" banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

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"no" banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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    174•1 year ago

    Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195

    Elementary school police officer

    😳

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      9•1 year ago

      I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.

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      3•1 year ago

      Gotta make sure there’s no drug deals going on

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      89•1 year ago

      School bus tail gunner.

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        21•1 year ago

        Kindergarten Grenadier.

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      10•1 year ago

      I think less than 193 tbh… In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I’m pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well

      https://www.baltictimes.com/news/articles/6104/

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        8•1 year ago

        Man, social democrats sure do like building police states…

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          1•1 year ago

          Like the socialist Nazi party throwing a world war with a side of genocide.

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            2•1 year ago

            Found the nazi

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              2•1 year ago

              Or you found the person using the example of the Nazi party being socialists in name only to highlight the ridiculousness of the comment I replied to.

              social democrats sure do like building police states

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              5•1 year ago

              I don’t think a modern day Nazi would highlight the socialist part or talk about starting world war and genocide

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            11•1 year ago

            Except that was not socialist at all except for the name.

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              3•1 year ago

              Exactly what I was driving at.

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          6•1 year ago

          Here, it’s the opposite. The social democrats and their allies were in government for a long time and the second the more conservatives (still pretty left compared to the USA though) got power they proposed a fuck ton of laws including visitation zones where they can search people without suspect. That law actually goes into effect very soon.

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          4•1 year ago

          Wat

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            1•1 year ago

            Exactly that. They use police to protect capital’s interests just like the other countries. So they need to expand police powers. Just look at Weimar Germany for historical examples.

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              5•1 year ago

              We’re talking about modern day social democrats and you bring up Weimar Germany. There’s a lot more recent examples of social democrats in power lol.

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          2•1 year ago

          Says the guy living in a police state run by liberals…

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            1•1 year ago

            Which one?

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      12•1 year ago

      I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.

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        26•1 year ago

        They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).

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          5•1 year ago

          My high schools (private and public) had security guards

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          6•1 year ago

          2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high

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      2•1 year ago

      No, see they’re mostly there so children learn to obey through intimidation talk to police, and they definitely never use it as a punishment detail for officers who got in trouble for anger issues

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      6•1 year ago

      Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there

      • Flying SquidM
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        7•1 year ago

        IT’S NOT A TUMOR!

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          3•1 year ago

          Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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      9•1 year ago

      gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.

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      1 year ago

      Well, you wouldn’t want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?

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      3•1 year ago

      My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.

      This was only a bit ago actually.

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        5•1 year ago

        I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went “no more handguns then?” and we all went “yeah, I suppose”, because only a handful of people kept them anyway.

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      We have that in Brazil as well

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