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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

I'm the worm in the apple car.

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I'm the worm in the apple car.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    I’ll let any of those drive up my ass.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      2•1 year ago

      Not gonna yuck your yum, but for the sake of my vivid mental imagery I’ll request you let the cute animal passengers exit before the act.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        The animals stay.

        • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          2•1 year ago

          Cruel

    • Rhynoplaz
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      I don’t know, the apple and the doughnut look a little intimidating to me, but more power to ya!

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        But not the mechanical rhino?

        • Rhynoplaz
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          2•1 year ago

          I said what I said.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            A non-mechanical rhinoceros can charge up to 50km/h.

      • @pingveno@lemmy.ml
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        1•1 year ago

        I’m thinking the broomstick is going to be more trouble. That turns into toothpicks and ouchy ouchy.

    • davel [he/him]
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      Reporter: [REDACTED]
      Reason: Gay

      Reporter, please show us in the Lemmy Code of Conduct where being gay is a reportable offense. And anyway, the gays don’t have a monopoly on having things driven up their asses.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        Bold ruling.

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