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The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 1 year ago

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The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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    I thought this was a trick to get Windows users to nuke their system or something…

    Nope, it actually opens LinkedIn.

    “Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+W” opens Word in a browser
    “Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+T” opens Teams in a browser
    “Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+X” opens Excel in a browser
    “Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+P” opens Powerpoint in a browser
    “Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+O” opens Outlook in a browser the locally installed Outlook program

    Classic Microsoft.

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      OK, now I’m just going to try Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+Every-Key-On-The-Keyboard just to see what happens.

      • @[email protected]
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        I bet there’s a registry key that let’s you remap P to Pornhub.

        • Hellmo_luciferrari
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          Alright, who’s gonna dig for the key?

          • @[email protected]
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            mark Zuckerberg will.

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          Or just put all your porn into PowerPoint presentations.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Report back.

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          HKCU\Software\Classes\ms-officeapp\Shell\Open\Command

          Add a REG_SZ entry with your desired command as value.
          Since the command doesn’t parse parameters, you’ll have to write a script that opens your browser at the desired url and put it in your PATH.

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      It’s because the surface book added an Office button which was just a macro for Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win

      More recently, “LShift+Win+F23” opens Copilot

      • @[email protected]
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        12•1 year ago

        That’s bullshit. F13-F36 should be reserved for user macros and remain unused by default in user applications.

        • JJROKCZ
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          Never used an iSeries I see

        • subignition
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          I thought I was somewhat of a power user, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of there being function keys beyond F12 :C

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        Tom Scott says: “then, it presses the F24 key.” https://youtu.be/lIFE7h3m40U?t=986

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        More recently, “LShift+Win+F23” opens Copilot

        That’s insane considering 99% of users have never heard of F23 and the ones who know use a separate shortcut to activate it. I’ve never seen a keyboard with all 24 function keys.

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          10•1 year ago

          That’s the point. The new copilot key emulates shift+win+f23 because they expect that nobody is using f23

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          Oh shit i gotta be careful. F23 is what i “push” via python script to keep my teams status green…

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            Microsoft just broke your workflow

            • @[email protected]
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              Remember when they would actually add an option for obscure use cases like this? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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                what does “pepperbridge farm members” have to do anything with the rest of the universe?

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                I’m pretty sure that pretty much the whole Windows API is written like this to work around developers’ buggy code

          • PhreakyByNature
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            3•1 year ago

            Please share ty

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              I think the library is called pyautogui and you just make the script push whatever button every x seconds. I think the teams timeout is like 5min.

              • PhreakyByNature
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                Ty

          • @[email protected]
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            I just have a mouse jiggle app

        • @[email protected]
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          Because you weren’t around when the keyboards were gigantic. IBM keyboard

          • @[email protected]
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            2•1 year ago

            It’s beautiful

          • FiveMacs
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            That’s nothing…that keyboard don’t even have the trackball

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      6•1 year ago

      I’ve got Office 365 installed so the shortcuts open those local applications.

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