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"no" banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago

Always happens

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"no" banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    112•1 year ago

    It’s because as the hot air rises, cool air comes in from all sides of the fire. Your body blocks that air from one side, so the prevailing current of cool air feeding the fire is biased towards you and it carries the smoke with it.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

      • LeadersAtWork
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        4•1 year ago

        Ugg think so too! Ugg and female at fire and fire follow Ugg only! Female hit Ugg with stick.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Lies! The smoke never comes near me🧟

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Cause you ugly bruh!

          • @[email protected]
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            1 year ago

            Thats impossible, my grandma always called me a handsome lad. She’d never lie to her own dear little grandson.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Imma sell a “smoke diverter” that’s a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.

      • synae[he/him]
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        8•1 year ago

        Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            Then you put out the tacticool camo version and the upscale material version that’s just made out of aluminum.

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              2•1 year ago

              And don’t forget the designer one, which just has a Supreme logo on it yet costs 30x more

    • DUMBASS
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      41•1 year ago

      NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

      • GloriousGouda
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        9•1 year ago

        Campfire smoke definitely has toxic ex vibes.

      • @[email protected]
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        12•1 year ago

        Probably true.

        • DUMBASS
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          2•1 year ago

          I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I’m trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!

    • @[email protected]
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      38•1 year ago

      I never thought about it that way but it totally makes sense. Thanks!

      But than again: it comes always to me and not to others. And it’s the same for the others. The smoke always goes to them too

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        6•1 year ago

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        I wonder if it could be the largest person blocking the most air.

        That would explain why it happens to me anyway…

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          Nah, in my group it’s always one guy and he is pretty small.

          • @[email protected]
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            5•1 year ago

            Just admit that you are in the same group and you are both talking about yourself since everyone feels the smoke always goes to them

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 year ago

        When it’s coming towards you, it’s grabbing your attention, and you make note of it. When it’s coming towards someone else, this is not so.

        • @[email protected]
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          0•1 year ago

          thatsthejoke.zip

          • @[email protected]
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            5•1 year ago

            I’m not downloading that.

            • @[email protected]
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              1•1 year ago

              It ain’t downloadable. It’s just that .zip is a top level domain so anything that ends with .zip is formatted as a link, see.zip ?

              • @[email protected]
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                2•1 year ago

                It says this site can’t be reached. No domain. Do I have to add it to my hosts file? What’s the IP?

                • @[email protected]
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                  1•1 year ago

                  That happens often, don’t worry. They have a section about that problem on their FAQ page: faq.zip

              • @[email protected]
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                2•1 year ago

                I’m joking, sorry for the confusion.

                • @[email protected]
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                  2•1 year ago

                  Apology accepted

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