Cut my cake into pieces
I’ve eaten my solo tort
All for me, no sharing
Oh did you think I’d be sharing?
Do you even care if I die eating?
It would be right, it’s always right
To hog the cake to myself
Let the proles eat what they might
All the cake is out of sight
And I’m contemplating a second plate
Cuz I’m eating my cake, Eating my cake
No one else is eating my cake
Eating my cake, eating my cake
No one else even needs a plate
CUT MY CAKE INTO PORTIONS
EQUAL TO THE NUMBER OF PEEPS
MANY SLICES
SO YUMMY
THIS IS THE BEST PARTY
Capitalist version:
CUT MY CAKE IN NO PIECES
THIS IS MY SOLO TORTE
IT’S JUST FOR MY
OWN EATING
DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF IT MEANS THAT I’M GREEDY
Perfection
Cut my cake into pieces
I’ve eaten my solo tort
All for me, no sharing Oh did you think I’d be sharing?
Do you even care if I die eating?
It would be right, it’s always right
To hog the cake to myself
Let the proles eat what they might
All the cake is out of sight
And I’m contemplating a second plate
Cuz I’m eating my cake, Eating my cake
No one else is eating my cake
Eating my cake, eating my cake
No one else even needs a plate
I can’t even think about this song without Angry White Boy Polka playing in my head lol
CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!