Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
My coffee table is also above a basement, so I’ll have to reinforce the joists, and probably the whole support of the house. Eh, I’ll just make a scale copy out of Styrofoam on my CNC or something.
For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Bro was cooking.
Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
Marianna clearly wins.
I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.
I hope you have high ceilings.
Forget the ceiling, that better be a strong table
My coffee table is also above a basement, so I’ll have to reinforce the joists, and probably the whole support of the house. Eh, I’ll just make a scale copy out of Styrofoam on my CNC or something.
Michaelangelo’s Pieta is only 76.8 inches high. It seems taller because it’s on a raised platform.
I mean, but on the other hand, Jesus fucking Christ’s nipple (rock hard version)
Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.
Sad. The toaster coaster took 2-3 hours from start to finish.
No TV while being surrounded by the arts gets you cooking.