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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    94•1 year ago

    Let the patch be part of the code for one or two minor releases. Then revert the changes of the patch.

    • Dampyr 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
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      21•1 year ago

      Calm down, Satan

    • Victor
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      36•1 year ago

      Why would they do that? Talk about generating mistrust.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        I dunno, but it’d be funny

      • @[email protected]
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        31•1 year ago

        It may not be malice. Incompetence.

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          5•1 year ago

          They are going to “accidentally” remove a fix?

          • @[email protected]
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            16•1 year ago

            By not understanding how version control works. I’ve worked at places that had a surprising number of developers who would just merge things in ways that drop code from other developers.

            • @[email protected]
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              1•1 year ago

              Can you give an example how that would happen?

              • @[email protected]
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                1•1 year ago

                Force push to the master branch or release branch, for one

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                9•1 year ago

                It’s pretty straightforward. Merge conflicts? No such thing! Just make my version the next version.

                • @[email protected]
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                  2•1 year ago

                  Also that’s likely a team that doesn’t use a branching workflow, has poor review on merges, and/or using Git like it’s SVN.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    2•1 year ago

                    How optimistic. At my last workplace I got us to finally stop using zip files for version control. This was at a fortune 500 company.

                    The utility of software is so great that even terrible processes are still functional to some degree.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Rehire obv.

        • Victor
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          1•1 year ago

          Good luck with that lol. Who would fall for that.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            Corporate rated this strategy viable

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