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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    43•1 year ago

    Reminds me of when my breaks started failing on my 1990 Chrysler LeBaron so I got a job at a break repair place long enough to fix them then I quit.

    • @[email protected]
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      34•1 year ago

      brakes

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 year ago

        Lol, ya it was the breaks that I was too broke to afford brakes.

        • caseyweederman
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          7•1 year ago

          Thems the brakes

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        relevant

        https://youtu.be/zyjK1CpM8JQ

      • @[email protected]
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        32•1 year ago

        I think “breaks” is appropriate if you own a Chrysler.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          My dad has a TC Maserati (Chrysler labaron) and it’s “breaks” just recently stopped working for no reason, so very accurate

      • caseyweederman
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        5•1 year ago

        braycks

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          Bhrakes

          • @[email protected]
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            4•1 year ago

            And its pronounced “Brad”

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      What needed repaired?

      • @[email protected]
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        Pads, calibers and new discs. That seemed like a lot of money for 17 year old kid. I worked there for a couple of months. I learned a few things, like working on brakes is not for me.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          I hate working on brakes. Even just replacing pads can be a pain in the ass nevermind when you have to do real work to 'em.

          I try to do all the basic work/maintenance myself, but fuck brakes.

          • @[email protected]
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            Sheeeeit I’ll do your brakes for you. Brakes is easy and satisfying.

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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      those bits on a car are called “brakes”. When a brake breaks, it’s a broken brake and needs to be fixed.

      • @[email protected]
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        10•1 year ago

        Thank you. That’s one of my little pet peeves I see online; that and when people are trying to say lose but type loose.

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          6•1 year ago

          They’re they’re, it’ll be all right.

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            5•1 year ago

            Don’t forget to breath

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              2•1 year ago

              But then all the sudden everything went wrong on accident.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 year ago

        “if it ain’t brakes, we don’t fix it”

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