edit: I have changed my title to match the new NYTimes headline. Sorry about the all caps, I guess they are really excited about this lol
Also shoutout to @[email protected] who shared a gift article link in the comments. I hope you don’t mind but I kinda stole it and updated the post
Former President and convicted felon, Donald J Trump
The Former Guy The Felon Guy
Take your pick
The Felon Former Guy
Don’t forget “rapist”. He was never convicted, but he was found liable for rape, so you don’t even need to say “alleged”.
Yes. Former President, convicted felon, and rapist, Donald J Trump.
In other news, some little-known actor committed multiple felonies. Probably will end up on the front of grocery store tabloids. ;)
More of a cameo, not a star.
two times popular vote loser, two times impeached, orange scrotum face Donald trump