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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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An environmental catastrophe devastated a local farmer’s field after a malfunctioning wind turbine caused a dangerous amount of wind to spill everywhere.
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    They need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.

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      But where would they tow that windmill to, if it’s not in the environment?

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        It"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment

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          But there’s got to be something out there!?

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            There’s nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the ship windmill where the front fell off. And a fire.

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      That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.

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        How about cardboard derivatives?

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          Like drink straws?

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            That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.

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              A SERIES Of TUBES!

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          Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

          Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

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            How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?

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