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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish115•11 months agoThey need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•11 months agoBut where would they tow that windmill to, if it’s not in the environment?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•11 months agoIt"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-211 months agoBut there’s got to be something out there!?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-211 months agoThere’s nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the ship windmill where the front fell off. And a fire.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish33•11 months agoThat’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•11 months agoThat’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•11 months agoCardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoHow in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
They need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.
But where would they tow that windmill to, if it’s not in the environment?
It"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment
But there’s got to be something out there!?
There’s nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the
shipwindmill where the front fell off. And a fire.That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
How about cardboard derivatives?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?