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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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An environmental catastrophe devastated a local farmer’s field after a malfunctioning wind turbine caused a dangerous amount of wind to spill everywhere.
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    I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.

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      You’re first… smacks lips

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        You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm

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      It’s nature’s pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn’t pick your pocket.

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        Eh, he’s earned the 3 Werther’s Originals I carry in my pocket

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