Maven (famous) to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your [email protected] • 1 year agoA Dyson hand dryer in Star Trek (2009)lemmy.zipimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1220
arrow-up1220imageA Dyson hand dryer in Star Trek (2009)lemmy.zipMaven (famous) to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]MlinkfedilinkEnglish23•1 year agoI thought most hand dryers were bacteria traps? Unless they’ve made some changes since.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•edit-21 year agoOh, they are. It’d be cleaner to lick the general toilet seat than to lick your finger after using one of these. I don’t use them at all.
minus-squareRichardlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoYour hands are supposed to be clean from washing with soap and water. The dryer is just there to make your hands dry because moving around with wet hands isn’t very comfortable.
minus-squareThe Pantserlinkfedilink11•1 year agoBut they rapidly suck air in from the surrounding area which means if someone flushes the poo partials are in the air and being blown on your hands.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•1 year agoGonna let you know that paper towel dispensers aren’t air tight, so they are every bit as contaminated as everything else in the bathroom
minus-squareNightwatch Adminlinkfedilink3•1 year agoPaper towels aren’t very good at sucking. If they were, they’d run out faster on the gent’s than Musk buys a social media company.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoAnd then you have to touch the doorknob/push plate/etc. to leave.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoNew hygiene unlocked. Gonna stop wasting money on soap.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•1 year agoYes, that’s the idea. And it works. But you’re hands are no longer clean. Quick search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hands+dryer+bacteria+&t=fpas&ia=web har an impact on me, and i don’t use them at all.
minus-squareNorgurlinkfedilink10•1 year agoThere is just a little transporter there, storing all pathogens in the pattern buffer. Patent goes to a Mister Oberin or something.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoIt’s possible that the Dyson driers do a miny Baryon sweep of your hands…except it doesn’t ablate your hands off.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-21 year agoThis needs to be a Lower Decks episode. Mariner: Why don’t you use the Dyson dryer? Boimler: Because they don’t really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don’t want to accidentally slice my hands off. Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try. Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off. Beat They both start screaming
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoHu-vok tried to laser-torch Picard. He will not be missed.
I thought most hand dryers were bacteria traps? Unless they’ve made some changes since.
Oh, they are. It’d be cleaner to lick the general toilet seat than to lick your finger after using one of these. I don’t use them at all.
Your hands are supposed to be clean from washing with soap and water. The dryer is just there to make your hands dry because moving around with wet hands isn’t very comfortable.
But they rapidly suck air in from the surrounding area which means if someone flushes the poo partials are in the air and being blown on your hands.
Gonna let you know that paper towel dispensers aren’t air tight, so they are every bit as contaminated as everything else in the bathroom
Paper towels aren’t very good at sucking. If they were, they’d run out faster on the gent’s than Musk buys a social media company.
And then you have to touch the doorknob/push plate/etc. to leave.
Just wear gloves ffs
…why?
licks fingers clean
New hygiene unlocked. Gonna stop wasting money on soap.
Yes, that’s the idea. And it works. But you’re hands are no longer clean. Quick search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hands+dryer+bacteria+&t=fpas&ia=web har an impact on me, and i don’t use them at all.
I didn’t say what it was engineered for
There is just a little transporter there, storing all pathogens in the pattern buffer. Patent goes to a Mister Oberin or something.
It’s possible that the Dyson driers do a miny Baryon sweep of your hands…except it doesn’t ablate your hands off.
Disclaimer: “Minor ablation may occur.”
This needs to be a Lower Decks episode.
Mariner: Why don’t you use the Dyson dryer?
Boimler: Because they don’t really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don’t want to accidentally slice my hands off.
Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try.
Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off.
Beat
They both start screaming
Watch out for “Tuvok”
Hu-vok tried to laser-torch Picard. He will not be missed.