• @BatRayB
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    31 year ago

    Our Pirate Captain being all… piraty! (yes that’s a word)

    “…I’m sorry Max, but everything happens for a reason,… and sometimes my reason is that I’m stupid, and I make bad decisions…”

    “They can’t give us a manual for ‘adulting’, Chloe… that’s why we Google how to do stuff…”

    • @b3nsn0wOPMA
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      1 year ago

      lmao

      you wouldn’t download some common sense

      • @BatRayB
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        21 year ago

        And sometimes the search results make NO sense…

        “Chloe, why are there search result history for “ostrich saddle” on our laptop?”

        “Well DUH, …how else would we keep ourselves from falling off their backs?”

        “… … … …Chloe, what did you do???”