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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

I go out of my way to not crap at work.

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I go out of my way to not crap at work.

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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    46•1 year ago

    You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!

    https://www.jeffgeerling.com/sites/default/files/images/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif

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      2•1 year ago

      Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

      That’s why I poop on company time.

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      3•1 year ago

      That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

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      Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling’s site of all places?

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        4•1 year ago

        What, you don’t think he poops too?

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      2•1 year ago

      You wanna be careful sharing that GIF.

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        1•1 year ago

        That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie

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