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Mubelotix to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago

How I date

jlai.lu

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How I date

jlai.lu

Mubelotix to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • muse
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    186•1 year ago

    This would unironically work on me

    • @[email protected]
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      52•1 year ago

      At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

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        Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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          1•1 year ago

          GW BASIC or GTFO

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          6•1 year ago

          How dare you

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          11•1 year ago

          [citation needed]

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            12•1 year ago

            Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

            - [email protected]

      • @[email protected]
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        46•1 year ago

        Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

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          7•1 year ago

          SHUDDERS

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        1•1 year ago

        Your loss!

    • candyman337
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      115•1 year ago

      I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        20•1 year ago

        What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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          4•1 year ago

          Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

      • muse
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        33•1 year ago

        Bonus points

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          15•1 year ago

          We call those “marital aids”

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      26•1 year ago

      The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        13•1 year ago

        You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

        • @[email protected]
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          12•1 year ago

          This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

        • aname
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          15•1 year ago

          “But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

          “That’s not the safe word either”

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