@[email protected] to Microblog [email protected]English • 1 year agoHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1816
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish111•1 year agoAmericans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish42•1 year agoJokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•1 year ago I don’t own a tractor So you rent or lease one?
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoAs a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoI sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoAnd pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish24•1 year agoMud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish18•1 year agoThe one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agopickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive
Americans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
Jokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
So you rent or lease one?
As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
I sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
And pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
I just borrow my Dad’s, tyvm.
Mud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
Your lips to God’s ears
The one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive