I bought a rotisserie chicken and was going to use the meat. Texted a friend that I was “boning a chicken.”
Deboning is a word. I swear.
Not mine but from a colleague: years ago on a very big signboard in the center of our city, promoting a gig with a very special guest at the time (still very good tho), tech house dj Satoshi Tomiie, he wrote Satoshit Omiie…
Not a typo, but as a waiter I told a woman about our Cedar Seared Caesar Salad. Except I didn’t say Caesar, I said Semen.
Cedar Seared Semen Salad. Oof.
Edit: Just realized the tongue twister was actually worse. It was Cedar seared salmon, Caesar salad. Whoever chose that as a menu item was some sort of sadist.
…did they order it?
Minus the semen, I’m sure
Could I get extra dressing?
Yes, but you’ll have to wait about ten minutes…
French word for typo is “coquille” because long ago some newspaper printed “couille” instead, which is slang for testicule.
Instead of what?
Instead of coquille
Turns out to be légèrement plus compliqué but the story is good. https://oparleur.fr/coquille
The worst typo I ever made was texting my friend who is a Black woman that she needed a bigger TV. Unfortunately the b & n are right next to each other on the keyboard and I wrote one of the most offensive words ever. Even though it was an innocent mistake, I apologized profusely to her.
Would probably just go crawl into a hole after that.
Fixed the link for you
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tamerragriffin/yahoo-finance-removed-navy-typo
That URL seems to get censored across instances because your link also just replaces the offending word with “removed” for me. Everyone else, if you see “removed” or something like that in the above link, just replace it with the offensive word this discussion is about; or just do a web search for yahoo finance tweet n word to find various articles about it.
This is a good reason to use Dvorak
Not even a typo, but had a boss would would use “F U” as shorthand for “follow up.” Was always shocking to see emails saying “I will F U on Monday.”
That’s kinda hot
"Warm Retards,
Xxxxx
My family name is Carvalho (oak). I asked my then 8 years old son to sign his passport and he wrote “Caralho”. I’ll let you search that on Google with the safe search OFF.
When i was in primary school I was searching images of different types of pasta on the school computer for a project and accidentally typed ‘pene’ instead of ‘penne’
I dont think safe search was a thing at that time
A person was flirting with me and I meant to say “Go on.” but I typed “Goon.” and ruined it
You should have invited them to your goon cave
One time I copy pasted a horrific NSFW subreddit to my sister that I was making fun of the existence of to a friend just before. That count? It did not fit into the discussion we were having at all and she was horrified. I can’t remember the name of it now but it was like “fapcaves” or something where people literally post up pictures of their huge disgusting masterbation stations they make.
I saw this from somewhere else, a person was in a multiplayer, and in the chat they were trying to type “edits”, but made some other typo in that, which auto-corrected to “drugs” before they sent it. So the message turned to “Tbh I make drugs.”
Movie night. I asked one of my friends to bring cocporn.
(It was meant to be popcorn)
I had a co-worker whom I accidentally renamed to Cunthia in several large distro emails.
I’m going to the store to buy some chips and human dip
In guessing you accidentally posted this twice because your lemmy app said it timed out when it didnt
I’m going to the store to buy some chips and human dip
