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Gollum to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

User with this age already exists

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User with this age already exists

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  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    17.1

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    What happens when a user grows a year older?

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 years ago

      Every other user will also have grown a year older, so it will be fine.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Not at the same time!

        • @[email protected]
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          thatsthejoke.gif

          I think, anyway.

        • @[email protected]
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          13•2 years ago

          We will have to synchronize everyone’s birthday, yes.

          Luckily, 40% of our users were born on January 1, anyway.

    • IronCorgi
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      3•2 years ago

      A newborn user can register?

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 years ago

    Incredibly exclusive userbase, less than 100 users ever at any one time.

    • FaceDeer
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      12•2 years ago

      If I encountered a system that badly designed, I would check to see if it takes non-integer ages and maybe get in that way.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Why stop there? How about a lil’ white hat hacking with SQL injection :)

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          bob’; DROP TABLE users;

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Failing that, there’s also unreasonably large numbers and negative numbers.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          I’m 65535 years old, and you can’t prove otherwise!

          • @[email protected]
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            4•2 years ago

            Only neanderthal kids will remember.

  • @[email protected]
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    70•2 years ago

    https://xkcd.com/1700/

    • 21Cabbage
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      15•2 years ago

      Well I just got a great idea for next time I need to change a password.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    …and don’t forget the matches…

  • @[email protected]
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    26•2 years ago

    When you pick the wrong column for your primary key.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    removed by mod

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Enter NaN. Or else your age is just a number.

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