Chaotic neutral
You guys don’t have a bakery every few streets ? I buy a few baguettes daily, several times a day.
Edit : a few baguettes for several people, am not some kind of 400lb duck monster.
No one needs that much bread.
I think you’re responding to a large duck, or perhaps several regular ducks packed into a long coat.
Vincent Duckman?
Ducks don’t eat bread and you shouldn’t feed it to them. Feed them seeds.
The ducks don’t eat the bread. They buy it for resale.
See, that’s what the king said …
They have a fiendish apetite
Good thing bakeries sell cake too.
You know how in asia they eat everything with rice ? Here, we eat everything with bread. I never thought of it before but does seems a bit weird. Most our food is home made and we somewhat eat a lot of soup. You can make more than dozens of different recipe by throwing stuff and seasoning into boiling water. You can then eat it with some bread or pour it over other stuff.
No, far cheaper to buy in bulk at the superstore
Baguette bread is terrible though. Way too hard. Anyway most Americans live further than a mile from somewhere with bread, that’s far too much work.
Chaotic evil if I can get away with it. Otherwise either neutral evil or chaotic neutral.
I used to be a chaotic evil, but then I learned how to actually tie things. Not a joke I’m autistic and couldn’t get the hang of tying until well into my adulthood when it became required for my job that I get tying down.
Clothespins for me. I hate plastic. Yearning for non plastic bags now.
Neutral evil and chaotic evil bread bag practitioners are NOT invited to my house.
I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they’re so haphazard and forced that I don’t find them funny. I’m getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out “moral + lawful alignment” charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are “lawful good/neutral”, because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.
Chaotic neutral. Only way to live.
I agree
I don’t understand why the twist and tuck is seen as a bad thing. It’s a tight seal that is effortless to both do and undo.
Cuz it can fall apart if moved or slid. Needs to be redone when picked up.
I do that if I lose the original bread tag.
If I still have the tag, it’s twist and tag.
Though with modern cardboard tags, it’s a bit more difficult and the tags wear out more quickly.
So I’m neutral good and my wife is lawful neutral. At least we’re partially aligned.
Lawful good just leads to mice, which is more cruel than good imo. Mice are incapable of self regulating population, they will boom and suffer en masse without predators.
Mice in your home is more a problem of class than alignment.
I’ve seen rats in rather expensive parts of Moscow.
A nice gated suburb might be less likely than a home in the hills or a manufactured home near a field, but I assure you that mice don’t give a f*** how much you make in a year.
Lived on a rural farm most of my life and never had issues with mice in bread boxes.
Pest control services are popular in the suburbs
We’re talking about D&D, I wasn’t making a deeper commentary on real world socioeconomic status.
Lol, sorry
Somebody explain this to the trees that drop millions of nuts in the surrounding forest every few years skyrocketing not only rodent populations but also their parasites; ticks, chiggers, fleas. Predators are here, but they can’t seem to catch up to the mouse output.
It’s called a mast year. Every 3 to 5 years the trees in an area produce an enormous amount of fruit, then on the next year it’s super low. Scientists think the trees produce more mast (botanical term for fruit of forest trees and shrubs, like acorns etc) than the animals could possibly eat, which guarantees that some seeds can grow into saplings. We don’t know exactly what triggers it though.
Proudly Chaotic neutral.
Efficient and lazy, that’s my way!
Good enough is good enough for me
It’s not just good enough, it’s probably more air tight than the other methods because the twist is longer. Also, most plastic is air permeable.
Wait, I do a similar one to the twist and tuck but what I do is that I twist it and then partially re-cover the remaining breads, would that put me with the twist and tuck people or an I something else?
'fraid so. Chaotic and all that
Neutral Evil for me. Almost the laziest option, but willing to put in the barest amount of effort.
lawful neutral
Where does leaving it out in the open fit?
