I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.
Satan
Thanos was right
Chaotic neutral. Who knew that bread was such a sage.
Neutral evil and chaotic evil bread bag practitioners are NOT invited to my house.
My brother liked to tear open the bag in the middle, then leave it as is in the open.
I’m hoping your brother was 3-5. Anything after that should have been slapped out of him.
He did that as a teen…
Satan fears your brother
See, this is more like chaotic evil. Most of this chart is just normal behavior.
Is your brother a cat?
I guess he’s Chaotic Evil Demon King
It’s just chaotic evil.
Leaving the bag open should be chaotic neutral. It’s a sign of somebody shifting focus with neither good nor bad intentions.
Chaotic Breadhitler
Does nobody else buy bread that has a twist tie instead of a clip?
Usually neutral good, but if I can’t find the clip, I’m neutral evil.
Flip lawful and true neutral, otherwise good chart
Chaotic neutral, except I don’t tuck it
Usually chaotic neutral for me, I’ve never seen a. Rubber and on bread before tho
Lawful good just leads to mice, which is more cruel than good imo. Mice are incapable of self regulating population, they will boom and suffer en masse without predators.
Somebody explain this to the trees that drop millions of nuts in the surrounding forest every few years skyrocketing not only rodent populations but also their parasites; ticks, chiggers, fleas. Predators are here, but they can’t seem to catch up to the mouse output.
It’s called a mast year. Every 3 to 5 years the trees in an area produce an enormous amount of fruit, then on the next year it’s super low. Scientists think the trees produce more mast (botanical term for fruit of forest trees and shrubs, like acorns etc) than the animals could possibly eat, which guarantees that some seeds can grow into saplings. We don’t know exactly what triggers it though.
Mice in your home is more a problem of class than alignment.
A nice gated suburb might be less likely than a home in the hills or a manufactured home near a field, but I assure you that mice don’t give a f*** how much you make in a year.
We’re talking about D&D, I wasn’t making a deeper commentary on real world socioeconomic status.
Lol, sorry
Lived on a rural farm most of my life and never had issues with mice in bread boxes.
Pest control services are popular in the suburbs
I’ve seen rats in rather expensive parts of Moscow.
NG. Maybe LN. But I had a housemate who was pretty much CE.
Chaotic neutral here. The twist tie that comes with the bag immediately goes in my twist tie collection.
twist tie collection
twist tie collection
Are you a crow?
imagine tying a knot on the end of the bag, as far from the bread as possible, and just cutting it off and retying every time you want bread
every time you want bread
And now I wonder why did I even stop at this thread at all.
Not to gripe at a funni meemee or anything but it’s interesting how 2 out of 3 the “good” options revolve around straight up consumerism.
“Think about how organized you would be if you had a special box to store your sliced bread!?! (Nevermind the fact that this totally unnecessary as the bread already comes in packaging that is both more airtight and likely more sterile)”
The environment weeps.
Also bag clips break. A rubber band or a knot (one you sure you can untie).
I usually use “just tucking”, though.
People put bread just loose in a breadbox? That’s disturbing. Keep the bread in the bag, but put it in the box so it doesn’t get squished.
Wait, what’s the “bottle hack?”
cut off top of soda bottle, pull bag through hole, screw on top.
This should be chaotic evil.
Too many steps, ill be at the bar
I drink my bread.
That sounds like the nost tiktok livehack omg i’ve been doing it wrong all my life, i was todays years old when i learned this lifehack, ever
It eventually gives you the firmness of toast without the toaster
That sounds like significantly more work than any of the other options. In what way is it a “hack”?
That’s the way hacks work. They look good on Tik Tok but then when you start to think about it you realize why we’re not already doing it that way.
I never said it was a good thing.
I mean, do it once and you have a free bag clip for a few different breads.
It’s a free bag clip that works. I used it several times and its working well
I think chaotic good should be you tie it with a loop. It’s firmly tied closed, but you just have to pull at the end and it comes open
I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone was just going to let that one go un-asked! I started reading the chart from the bottom and got to chaotic good last and went from leaning back in my chair to fully forward when I read it. Was like car tire screech “What the fuck is the bottle hack?!?!?” lol
