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Tattletale Times to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago

Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide [Satire]

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Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide [Satire]

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Tattletale Times to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    2•2 years ago

    On the bright side, he’s suing Bill Keane’s estate for trillions.

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    30 life sentences?!

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      10•2 years ago

      dude it’s a satire article like the onion

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    6•2 years ago

    You have entered the name “Not Sure.” Is this correct, Not Sure?

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    4•2 years ago

    So someone named “Wasn’t Me” would get a sentence equal to the time Shaggy’s song has been played.

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    4•2 years ago

    Ah yes, the comedy genius of… Family Circus

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    6•2 years ago

    Whats the current grounding to life sentence exchange rate?

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