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Stamets [Mirror] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Greyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.

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Greyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.

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Stamets [Mirror] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    Have you got more it this tips?

  • @[email protected]
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    19•2 years ago

    And always disconnect while you’re in the middle of speaking.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    “I hate talking on the phone and won’t pick up, text me.” also often works.

    • DreamButt
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      5•2 years ago

      Spoken like someone who doesn’t get calls from older people

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Damn right, because I don’t pick up.

        • @[email protected]
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          That’s right, train them.

  • @[email protected]
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    аҧсуа бызшәа
    27•2 years ago

    That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      You guys have phone service on your phones?

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌
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      6•2 years ago

      My voicemail says, “Sorry, if you’re getting this message you’re not on my contacts lists. Please text and I’ll get back to you.”

      Even for people on my contacts list. This filters only real people and let’s me text instead of talk.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    Anwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      2 years ago

      “Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”

    • @[email protected]
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      " you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    On one man, should have all this power

  • meow
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    41•2 years ago

    There’s apparently a way to figure out why the call ended (hung up or cut off). If you go into airplane mode, it will seem like it was cut off.

    • @[email protected]
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      17•2 years ago

      And Samsung, with all its wisdom disabled that “feature”. You can’t turn on airplane mode while on a call

    • @[email protected]
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      I think it’s the difference between the call ending suddenly (hang up) and the call not responding for several seconds before dropping (lost connection).

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    “911, what’s your emergency?” “My phone is about to die…”

  • Yuuki
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    35•2 years ago

    This ain’t even a meme. It’s straight up a tip for when you’re about to call someone you hate

    • mub
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      14•2 years ago

      It is actually how my teenage daughter avoids calls with me, and only uses IM, when she is out with her friends.

      • @[email protected]
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        I’m just wondering why she thinks she needs such tricks at all lol

      • richieadler 🇦🇷
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        4•2 years ago

        Take her smartphone and give her a Nokia. She will have a battery that lasts a week and that excuse will be moot :)

        • @[email protected]
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          25•2 years ago

          Or let your teenage daughter have some freedom and don’t make her resent you for controlling her phone, just a thought

          • richieadler 🇦🇷
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            2•2 years ago

            Luckily such daughter will always be imaginary for me.

            • @[email protected]
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              5•2 years ago

              Don’t even have kids, and giving parenting advice?

              It’s a bold move, Cotton.

              • richieadler 🇦🇷
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                Don’t even have kids, and giving parenting advice?

                I live in the world. I know what I don’t like to see in breeders failing to train their crotch goblins. So yeah, I give advice. Sue me.

                • @[email protected]
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                  3•2 years ago

                  Quiet, honey. Adults are speaking.

  • Maldreamer141
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    18•2 years ago

    How do i subscribe to this

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      Text ‘STOP’ to unsubscribe.

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