You need to slowly shuffle that man with a knife onto company time.
I swear sometimes it feels like it waits for the right time.
When you gotta, you gotta. We’re all just slaves of our digestion.
In more ways than one. There is credible evidence that your gut bacteria play a non-trivial role in your personality, and especially on what food you want to eat on a given day. You like food that your gut biome likes.
My gut biome wants new friends to play with 🤔
Mine likes hotdogs 🤷♂️
Why does my gut biome like food that makes me fart?
Maybe its like soda to them.
in soviet blahaj zone, poop knifes you
🎶 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime… 🎶
and behind the poop, a mug of coffee with a gun
“But what about the pain and risk of constipation by holding the poop in?”
“The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”As someone who suffers from anxiety, the poops give me more anxiety and lack of access to bathrooms gives me anxiety which causes me to poop even more. It’s a never ending cycle.
