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Facelikeapotato to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

Magical world

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Magical world

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Facelikeapotato to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Afghaniscran
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    21•2 years ago

    World? I think you mean pressurised, life-sustaining, mud, water and rock ball.

    • Affine Connection
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      2 years ago

      wet, fuzzy magnet with a bald rock child

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Mud is just water and rock combined on a microscopic scale.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    12•2 years ago

    Butter is just shaken cow juice.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Two mice fell into a bucket of cream, one mouse quickly gave up and drowned, the other kept swimming until the cream turned to butter, and walked out.

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    Electronics are just sparky silicon.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      The way transistors and integrated circuits are made is called lithography. Stone scribing. If you describe it that way, electricity sounds like magic.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Magic circle transcribed in nano meter scale sounds even more magical than the magic itself

    • Affine Connection
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      2 years ago

      Electronics are magic boxes of poisonous green crackers with black rectangle bugs crawling on them.

  • BeefSupreme
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    20•2 years ago

    Ah, the literal German translation.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    If you ever played a survivor game you know. 2 stiks, 1 rope = a Houe

  • Flying SquidM
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    10•2 years ago

    Lemmy is just word water.

  • @[email protected]
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    78•2 years ago

    This is also unironically a good way to get more comfortable spontaneously speaking a language you’re learning. Don’t know the word for refrigerator? Cold food box. Don’t know how to say yawn? Tired sound. Etc. You’ll be more or less understandable and people will probably tell you the word you need when they figure out what you mean.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      Yep. I don’t speak Spanish. Learned all my extremely limited Spanish in restaurant kitchens. When I walk my dogs, and one of the many Spanish speaking Mexicans that lives nearby looks nervous, I tell them, “Perro es bueno por hombre. Perro es no bueno por otra Perro.” They understand what I mean even though I just butchered that sentence.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      It is also the only way to speak in Toki Pona

      • soweli-mute
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        3•2 years ago

        toki a!

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        Toki Pona is overdoing it, but it’s also how Esperanto is doing it: fridujo = cold-container. Also German, now you’re mentioning it: Kühlschrank = cold-cabinet.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Toki! Sina pilin seme?

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      Congratulations, you are now a Strange Planet writer

    • @[email protected]
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      24•2 years ago

      this is great advice.

      • @[email protected]
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        30•2 years ago

        This is good word making

        • @[email protected]
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          16•2 years ago

          I will keep this in my thinking blob.

          • @[email protected]
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            6•2 years ago

            The word for that is “noggin”.

            • @[email protected]
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              3•2 years ago

              Not cool

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          This is very good help do things words.

    • Aa!
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      29•2 years ago

      Well if the language is German, there’s probably an 80% chance that you get the right word this way

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Lemonade is not just lemon water, there is a requirement of shitloads of sugar in there.

    If I took a tree and shoved it in a hole, then called it a door, you’d be like nah that’s not a door. Yet you put leaves in water and it’s tea.

    This dude’s argument is all wrong

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 years ago

      Imagine taking the time to argue a shit post

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      You know.
      Sometimes.

      It’s okay to have an unexpressed thought.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      🫤

    • ferret
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      8•2 years ago

      You are the highest ranking candidate for the cranial staple

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Gas is just dinosaur breath.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      Gas is mostly derived from bacteria. Something like 10% is from multicellular organisms. Carbon based bacteria was around exponentially longer and made up more biomass

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        Get out of here with your science!

        • RePop
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          2 years ago

          No no, we must encourage it!:

          Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

      • Affine Connection
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        Gas is mostly derived from bacteria.

        Here’s what gas has to say about that:

        Perhaps you mean flatus.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Funny

  • @[email protected]
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    68•2 years ago

    A vanilla mocha latte with soy milk is just a 4-bean soup

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      5•2 years ago

      If regular milk it’s a 3 bean soup with nipple juice

    • FiniteLooper
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      5•2 years ago
      • coffee beans
      • vanilla beans
      • soy beans
      • ???
      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Can’t believe you forgot Lima beans you moron.

      • AlienInAMask
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        6•2 years ago

        mocha>chocolate>cacao beans

      • Blyfh
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        Am I stupid or is the vanilla flavor extracted from the bark of the tree, not some beans? Do vanilla plants even have beans?

        • FiniteLooper
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          1•2 years ago

          Nope, vanilla beans are a thing.

          Maybe you’re thinking of cinnamon, that comes from the bark

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        mocha is chocolate so made from cocoa beans

    • @[email protected]
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      34•2 years ago

      Drink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.

  • FunkyMonk
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    6•2 years ago

    TO Think such a horrible thing would be uttered by a member of my own family…

  • Poggervania
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    31•2 years ago

    A computer is just a really hot pile of sand.

    • Affine Connection
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      2•2 years ago

      A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.

    • Flying SquidM
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      1•2 years ago

      I wouldn’t want to step on either.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      “we tricked sand into thinking”

    • @[email protected]
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      Speak for yourself. I keep my pile of sand pretty chill.

    • Affine Connection
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      A computer is a big, magic, green cracker in a box.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Water is just oxygen hydrogen!

  • 👁️👄👁️
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    15•2 years ago

    we’re all just various beans in a trenchcoat

    • arthurpizza
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      8•2 years ago

      Human Beans.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Hugh Manbean

  • @[email protected]
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    23•2 years ago

    A human brain is just anxiety meat!

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      You have solved the entire universe for me

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Roanoke gaming is the guy I heard refer to human brains as “anxiety meat”

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