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Facelikeapotato to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Magical world

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Magical world

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Facelikeapotato to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @Abnorc@lemm.ee
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    22•2 years ago

    Electronics are just sparky silicon.

    • Affine Connection
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      2 years ago

      Electronics are magic boxes of poisonous green crackers with black rectangle bugs crawling on them.

    • @uberrice@feddit.de
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      5•2 years ago

      The way transistors and integrated circuits are made is called lithography. Stone scribing. If you describe it that way, electricity sounds like magic.

      • @mcmoor@bookwormstory.social
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        3•2 years ago

        Magic circle transcribed in nano meter scale sounds even more magical than the magic itself

  • Poggervania
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    31•2 years ago

    A computer is just a really hot pile of sand.

    • Affine Connection
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      2•2 years ago

      A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.

    • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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      2 years ago

      Speak for yourself. I keep my pile of sand pretty chill.

    • @Cheez@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      “we tricked sand into thinking”

    • Affine Connection
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      1•2 years ago

      A computer is a big, magic, green cracker in a box.

    • Flying SquidM
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      1•2 years ago

      I wouldn’t want to step on either.

  • @2nsfw2furious@lemmynsfw.com
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    6•2 years ago

    Lemonade is not just lemon water, there is a requirement of shitloads of sugar in there.

    If I took a tree and shoved it in a hole, then called it a door, you’d be like nah that’s not a door. Yet you put leaves in water and it’s tea.

    This dude’s argument is all wrong

    • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      14•2 years ago

      You know.
      Sometimes.

      It’s okay to have an unexpressed thought.

    • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      🫤

    • @Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      Imagine taking the time to argue a shit post

    • ferret
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      8•2 years ago

      You are the highest ranking candidate for the cranial staple

  • @hoch@lemmy.world
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    68•2 years ago

    A vanilla mocha latte with soy milk is just a 4-bean soup

    • FiniteLooper
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      5•2 years ago
      • coffee beans
      • vanilla beans
      • soy beans
      • ???
      • @brian@programming.dev
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        9•2 years ago

        mocha is chocolate so made from cocoa beans

      • AlienInAMask
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        6•2 years ago

        mocha>chocolate>cacao beans

      • Blyfh
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        2 years ago

        Am I stupid or is the vanilla flavor extracted from the bark of the tree, not some beans? Do vanilla plants even have beans?

        • FiniteLooper
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          1•2 years ago

          Nope, vanilla beans are a thing.

          Maybe you’re thinking of cinnamon, that comes from the bark

      • @Donebrach@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Can’t believe you forgot Lima beans you moron.

    • @BertramDitore@lemmy.world
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      34•2 years ago

      Drink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.

    • @Steeve@lemmy.ca
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      5•2 years ago

      If regular milk it’s a 3 bean soup with nipple juice

  • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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    2•2 years ago

    Call me when tea, coffee or lemonade taste of something beyond bitter water

    • @Mint@lemmy.one
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      1•2 years ago

      I can’t comment on coffee. As for tea, it depends on the type and how you prepare it. To clarify, when I mention tea, I’m referring to tea made from the Camellia sinensis plant. This includes green, white, oolong, black, heicha, and puerh teas. Anything not from the Camellia sinensis plant is called tisane or herbal tea.

      Green tea can be the most bitter, or the least bitter, depending if you make it well. You need to make sure its not boiling water, but water that’s around 80c.

      White tea is probably easier to make just make sure its not boiling water and it shouldn’t be bitter either.

      Then again if you’re calling something like lemonade bitter, a thing that has so much sugar I don’t really know if me telling you would even help.

      • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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        1•2 years ago

        I don’t drink lemonade with much sugar, that would just make it sugar water.

        Idk, I’m no expert on tea. But I’ve had various people offer various teas to me I’ve the years and unless it was drowned in sugar, it’s never not tasted like bitter water to me.

        • @Mint@lemmy.one
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          1•2 years ago

          Aight, well the general public doesn’t tend to know how to make decent tea, but that’s fair enough .

    • @GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de
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      1•2 years ago

      Call me when you develop the palate of an adult.

      • @Donebrach@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Listen, let’s not shame the EdgarSuit.

    • @FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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      7•2 years ago

      do you like, like anything?

      • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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        2•2 years ago

        Not flavored water

    • Flying SquidM
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      5•2 years ago

      If your lemonade is bitter, you’re making it wrong.

  • 👁️👄👁️
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    15•2 years ago

    we’re all just various beans in a trenchcoat

    • arthurpizza
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      8•2 years ago

      Human Beans.

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        Hugh Manbean

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    If you ever played a survivor game you know. 2 stiks, 1 rope = a Houe

  • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    23•2 years ago

    A human brain is just anxiety meat!

    • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      4•2 years ago

      You have solved the entire universe for me

      • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3•2 years ago

        Roanoke gaming is the guy I heard refer to human brains as “anxiety meat”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    12•2 years ago

    Butter is just shaken cow juice.

    • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2•2 years ago

      Two mice fell into a bucket of cream, one mouse quickly gave up and drowned, the other kept swimming until the cream turned to butter, and walked out.

  • @Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    78•2 years ago

    This is also unironically a good way to get more comfortable spontaneously speaking a language you’re learning. Don’t know the word for refrigerator? Cold food box. Don’t know how to say yawn? Tired sound. Etc. You’ll be more or less understandable and people will probably tell you the word you need when they figure out what you mean.

    • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      Congratulations, you are now a Strange Planet writer

    • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      15•2 years ago

      It is also the only way to speak in Toki Pona

      • soweli-mute
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        3•2 years ago

        toki a!

      • @PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Toki! Sina pilin seme?

      • @Magnetar@feddit.de
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        9•2 years ago

        Toki Pona is overdoing it, but it’s also how Esperanto is doing it: fridujo = cold-container. Also German, now you’re mentioning it: Kühlschrank = cold-cabinet.

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      Yep. I don’t speak Spanish. Learned all my extremely limited Spanish in restaurant kitchens. When I walk my dogs, and one of the many Spanish speaking Mexicans that lives nearby looks nervous, I tell them, “Perro es bueno por hombre. Perro es no bueno por otra Perro.” They understand what I mean even though I just butchered that sentence.

    • @Swim@lemmy.ca
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      24•2 years ago

      this is great advice.

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        30•2 years ago

        This is good word making

        • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          This is very good help do things words.

        • @Tvkan@feddit.de
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          16•2 years ago

          I will keep this in my thinking blob.

          • @puppy@lemmy.world
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            6•2 years ago

            The word for that is “noggin”.

            • @Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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              3•2 years ago

              Not cool

    • Aa!
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      29•2 years ago

      Well if the language is German, there’s probably an 80% chance that you get the right word this way

  • @NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Umm… Just what did you do in college?

  • Afghaniscran
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    21•2 years ago

    World? I think you mean pressurised, life-sustaining, mud, water and rock ball.

    • Affine Connection
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      wet, fuzzy magnet with a bald rock child

    • @Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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      1•2 years ago

      Mud is just water and rock combined on a microscopic scale.

  • Flying SquidM
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    10•2 years ago

    Lemmy is just word water.

  • @Neil@lemmy.ml
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    44•2 years ago

    Yeah but did you know humans are just cummed on eggs?

    • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      The ol’ Deviled Creme Egg. Haven’t had one of those since college.

    • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I feel you’re underselling our bag of water, organics and calcium sticks nature…

    • Affine Connection
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      That’s more like fish and amphibians. We do things internally.

  • @joe@lemmy.today
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    2•2 years ago

    Water is just oxygen hydrogen!

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