Mm Guy
Those brown sugar oatmilk shaken espressos slap pretty hard, NGL
I have never been to a Starbucks, but that sounds awesome.
Glad I am not the only one! Sadly it depends on who makes it. I’ve had incredible and barely drinkable ones.
I recently had a devoted Starbucks employee explain to me the difficulty in training new people on shaken expressos.
They are… a point of contention it seems.
Mine was super separated, so I had ice water at the top and goop at the bottom, unless I vigorously shook it before each sip.
Website says only 120 calories, I always thought those iced drinks were way more.
Probably per sip.
120cal/serving
15 servings per 12oz cup
Like Becky
What kind of a charmed life do you have to have lived for this to be the most disrespectful thing you’ve experienced? This person clearly has no siblings and was home schooled. Or maybe Chris is the son of a powerful Mafia boss.
I probably wouldn’t be able to say that’s the most disrespectful thing to happen to me today.
Or maybe it’s this weird new thing that the kids are doing nowadays. I think they call it “humor”? I’ve also heard them call it a “joke” as well.
that might be it.
What will these crazy kids come up with next?
That’s just ridiculous.
Your mother is a hamster and you’re father smells of elderberries
For the children, that means your mother is a whore that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.
Knowing what it means now actually makes it less funny. I thought it was just random nonsense.
I am Father Smells of Elderberries.
Dude stop it your making me laugh
That’s “Uh Chris” to you.
I wonder if his friends can him “Chris” or “Uh.”
I’m sorry … What tf is a “blonde espresso” and since when does it come in a 32oz cup?? That’s the real shame…
That batista treated them with utmost respect. It ain’t every day that you open a treasure chest, find a mimic, and get smacked so hard you level up.
I don’t get it.
The name is written “uh Chris” because the guy presumably forgot his own name and the barista was making fun of him for that
Not much to get. Dude got asked his name, said “uh, Chris”, and they printed the “uh” on the receipt to mock him.
Why do you disrespect yourself like that, Chris?
Garlic Boursin Sausage
Is it that season again?
I totally thought it had garlic in it, too.
I know right?
I got “Margo with a T” once. :(
Marto? /eye-roll
Targo
It’s respectful gesture to never assume. When someone says it’s “Margo with a T”, it’s “Margo with a T”. Do not argue, do not change, do not assume!
