I need an alarm clock that does this automatically.
Tazer bed?
Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don’t wake. Better incentive.
The design sounds very human.
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They make nose rings very convenient for 9v
Calm down satan
I suspect that would rapidly heat up the metal and potentially burn that victim :(
Thus waking them up
Does anyone know if cartillage can melt?
Braising low and slow would be a better method. It won’t completely break down, but the rest of the connective tissue should melt in your mouth.
Well I hate this.
Electric arc furnace
if both of those contacts on their nose are connected together
9V batteries can’t supply a lot of current
This is the equivalent of people going around sticking plungers onto bald heads.
that’s one way to jump start your day
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Wouldn’t the electricity just go through the metal piercing instead of the (less conductive) flesh, causing no shock?
Having touched a nine volt battery to the metal on my braces when I was a teenager I’m going to bet you’d feel it.
It will get hot quickly.
ah I did not think of that
