Found it dead in my dishes
A sign to commit arson and find a new home.
I Dunno dawg, you should move out rn, it keeps your shit, I’m not touching it.
I think that’s the bug they put in Neo in the first Matrix film
Stomach bug
There’s one going around, I hear.
Drake got it, I believe
get the fuck out of that house my guy
That’s one of those sci-fi things that crawls into your belly button and makes its way up to your brain.
Whenever I hear my wife scream, I know it’s another house centipede I need to trap and throw outside (or smash and kill if I’m pressed on time)
Might as well kill it then as they don’t survive well outside if at all. They are a good beneficial insect that will hunt and kill bad insects in and around your home.
Spiders are okay, at least they hang around the ceiling. But this thing is giant and crawls on the floor and walls. No thanks.
Not brown recluse
But how do you think the spiders GET to the ceiling 🧐
The point is they stay there
Yeah, right now I got a big meaty spider with a neat little web up in my corner near the ceiling. She wants to chill there and eat flies and I’m cool with that. But the moment she starts getting frisky and scampering around the room is when she’s getting evicted. Rules be rules.
I’ve had multiple occasions where I was watching TV, and a goddamn spider slowly lowered itself (from the ceiling) to like 1ft in front of my face. Was real tiny, so very hard to see except at some angles where the backdrop provided enough contrast to see it and the single strand of web it dangled by. So it startled the shit out of me when I did see it.
This was always only when I was still living with my parents, and always in the living room. I’m all about letting certain spider-bros roam my place, eating up other insects, but only if I don’t have to: look at them, get close to them, touch them, or get stuck in their web.
You start pushing it, and slowly lowering yourself in front of my face while I’m watching Conan O’Brien at 1:30am? That relationship becomes strained.
Agreed. I’m not charging you fuckers rent so you better keep to yourselves.
If you want the privilege of engaging with the paying tenants then you better pony up your share of the rent or get the hell out of my house.
Yeah well they shouldn’t have so many legs if they want to be in my home!
poor fren just wanted symbioses. :(
What’s the size scale here … is that corn??
It’s a full sized human head.
Burn the Entire House Down.
Salt its earth
Bury Toxic waste within its cavity and erect hostile architecture to warn everyone not to approach.
that is the ONLY logical solution here
I couldn’t stand these guys
Oh that’s no problem. Don’t worry about it.
noooo… the doggie died… :'(
Burn it!
As others said, house centipede! Yours looks freaky AF, but generally when they aren’t… FLESHY ugh shudder, they are pretty cute little fuzzy guys! Like little dachshund/robot/Roomba/bug hybrids with a mission to patrol and keep the mean bugs away from you. Smol friend!
oh hell naw who clicked the red bubble
bug
