Just put milk and sugar into your virgin black tea to turn it into the chad builder’s tea.
Mountain Dew isn’t only the worst caffeine fix.
Mountain Dew is the worst soda in general.
I think Mountain Dew is the best soda.
Allow me to introduce you to Jolt soda. They make/made(?) cola, and a Mt Dew clone, but with something like 3-5 times the caffeine. That shits disgusting.
Teabags full of microplastic
It literally rains microplastics at this point. Just enjoy your cheap ass tea and try not to think about it.
Thousands from a teabag or a couple per litre of rainwater
I can’t stomach coffee anymore so can’t have it even if I wanted to 😩 and if i try it just makes me more tired and sickly
Eh. I went espresso -> (homemade) coffee -> coffee & tea, over the years
Homemade espresso >>>
(Of course, if it’s financially viable for you. In any case, try not to become an addict.)
Mountain dew tastes like rat piss
What’s wrong with your rats?
More like what’s right with them.
Now with vitamin R! https://giphy.com/gifs/jcYcqxf8z6qCA
Diabetes
Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.
Excuse me sir that’s just bollock, dried leaves water is clearly superior.
Bean versus leaf, if only we could live together in harmony
only with milk though.
You stayed loyal and are richer for it.
Loyalty pays (or saves).
maybe try different teas? even mixing a couple together?
Excuse me? Mountain dew (any Energy Drink for that matter) tastes horrible.
Tea all the way!
You stayed loyal to tradition and are reaping the finical benefits for it!
How dare you speak the truth! 🧐☕
Hard agree, even basic Twinings tea tastes good (I have some Earl Green and Darjeeling right next to me)
Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.
It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!
Who let Bear Grylls in here?
Urine: the taste of the great outdoors!
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You can’t beat a well boiled cup of quality (loose) tea! Fuck the Dew!
Tea is best!!
Meanwhile my ADHD brain: “Is that caffeine? Welp, time to hit the bed”
Ahh, is that why I don’t have a caffeine addiction? Hadn’t put that together till now.
Coffee wins every time, even if I have to pay $9+ for a goddamn bag 😭
Embrace tradition, 100 tea bags for $4! Your ancestors fought for access to tea!
Bro, my ancestors dumped tea in protest 😅
Because the tea was expensive! They fought for cheap tea!
Sorry, mountain dew tastes better than tea?
What garbage store brand floor scrapings sorry ass tea have you tried.
The meme is about 4¢ tea bags. That’s certainly not going to taste the best.
Okay okay you caught me.
I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.
I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.
So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!
Sometimes the best memes are made by those who are furthest away from the subject matter. I’m over here with the 9¢ green tea bags from Wegman’s though.
