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Are those all AI generated images? They seem wonky.
Gee, imagine if we trained our upcoming AI overlords that you can eat pianos and pandas, but not hamburgers, lol.
Its funny because they’re not even good AI generated images. I always fail these because they usually request real things so I never select the ones obviously generated lol. Like, my dude, I cant eat an AI generated hamburger, if you want me to mark that half melted burger as edible you might wanna phrase it a little differently.
It might backfire. They could end up feeding us piano key/panda nutrient blends in our cages once they enslave us all.
So everything but the piano. Even then, it’s more of a “don’t tell me what I can’t do” type attitude.
This guy ate a cessna
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_LotitoThat was a wild Wikipedia. I laughed when I saw he ate his own award plaque.
Even more of a dilemma if you’re veggie
You do know that vegetarian burgers exist, right?
I’m very aware, as they are the only burgers I eat 😉 But alas, chances are the pictures aren’t of veggie burgers
I got this prompt recently and it accepted my answer when I included the panda.
apex predator intensifies
Missed opportunity for joke about eating pussy, although that term is probably what would cause the algorithm to do this to begin with
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I just had the same fucking one and that’s what I thought.
Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp
I mean this guy ate a cessna 150
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito“Monsieur Mouth” Nice.
“Lotito holds the record for the ‘strangest diet’ in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.”
#List of unusual items consumed
At least:[3][8][12]
45 door hinges 18 bicycles 15 shopping carts 7 TV sets 6 chandeliers 2 beds 1 pair of skis 1 computer 1 Cessna 150 light aircraft 1 waterbed (full of water) 500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once 1 coffin (with handles) 1 Guinness award plaque
Just don’t eat the burnt ones
Me too. Honestly, the whole experience fell flat for me.
You probably didn’t age it enough. Or try simmering it in wine with honey for some hours.
Me too. The flavor left me flat.
It gave me A minor indigestion.
The pain was diminute, but soon it augmented, you C.
The taste has A sharp overtone in my opinion
I tried to come up with a witty reply, but sadly that’s not my forte.
A piano is edible if you are willing enough
Remember to use the tuning fork, not the salad fork.
Piano sommelier’s recommend tasting upright, with proper posture, to sustain the best notes of ivory, maple, mahogany, and rosewood. Cracking the lid before dining is crucial, and the only way to truly hammer home some of the more subtle dissonance between flavours.
Edit: If you find your piano is a bit too “stringy”, you may have to cook it longer. Young, over-confident, plucky chef’s often make this mistake.
Edit 2: over-cooking can also dampen the flavour, fyi.
Edit 3: one last thing, if the staff haven’t let piano rest, you’ll also want to pedal back your expectations, better to just hit up any other bar and maybe try a classical italian coda.
Edit 4: sorry, typo… soda.
You son of a bitch… /s
You wouldn’t eat a piano
Don’t tell me what I can’t do! - John Locke
I wouldn’t eat a whole one.
Not with that attitude you won’t
I’m currently only eating ethically sourced food, so no ebony or ivory for me, despite how well they go together.
It only asks if I CAN eat the piano, which makes it viable as a correct choice as well
Are you telling us you’re suffering from Pica?
Had it ask me to pick animals - and there were pictures of chicken wings in there lol
I mean it was an animal once
Maybe it had seen The Wing Or The Thigh (original language title L’aile ou la cuisse, starring Louis de Funès) and deduced that they’re artificial.
I mean it was an animal once
Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you “can” eat, not things that you “would” eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.
You can eat a piano, just have to do it a small piece at a time.
Is it eating if you’re real just acting as a piece of fleshy conduit?
Piano keys passing through human meat tube is not what I would consider eating
Love me some Panda Express
“can” is only a matter of attitude and determination
Everything is edible once!
Oh yeah? Can you eat a star or the concept of love or your own entire head?
The key is to take enough hallucinogenics. Then you can do all three.
Not with that attitude!
