(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅

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    I end up as the final boss of some Pikmin game and get pimp-slapped by 1 inch tall astronauts.

    A Pikmin infestation, if they were real, would unironically be worse than bedbugs or cockroaches and I will fucking die on that hill.

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    62 years ago

    I continue to press the buttons I’m told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.

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      82 years ago

      Hahaa!

      Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil…demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) 😅

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    22 years ago

    I don’t know how to ride a horse so I’d probably get mauled by a bear or murdered by outlaws trying to get somewhere civilized.

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    32 years ago

    I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I’m scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

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    52 years ago

    I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.

    (Shadow Tactics)

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    62 years ago

    I don’t think anything changes as I’ve played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I’ll just die in a car crash.

    Good thing it’s not the game I played second last… noita.

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    32 years ago

    Either I’m Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I’d be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.

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    22 years ago

    Kill some marsupial rats, descend a level, kill some more rats and snakes, descend again. Now for the knolls, rats and snakes. Probably die before the black blob, maybe not.

    Shattered Pixel Dungeon

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    22 years ago

    What do you even do in league of Legends lore? I know nothing about it besides what the champions say in TFT

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    62 years ago

    In the world as myself or as my character?

    If as myself, i’ll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i’ll just have to make a Captain’s Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.

    Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you’re in the right place.