My mom bought a used laptop absolutely riddled with spyware, linux isn’t an option

  • @[email protected]
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    22 years ago

    Use the official Microsoft tool that makes installation media. From there, you can leave it unactivated, purchase a key, or use MAS or whatever it’s called to activate for free

    • taanegl
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      32 years ago

      Mmmm you’re talking about key resellers. A full retail version costs $150. Keys from key resellers are notoriously unreliable. It might work forever, or it might stop working a week after you authenticated. It’s more or less a gamble.

      Great if it works for you, sucks if someone just wasted money (however little) on something that’ll stop working - especially if it’s grandma’s machine.

      Also, hedge your bets a little better, buy the ones that cost $10 or even $15. Historically speaking those are a safer bet.

  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    Just reinstall it via Microsoft official iso maker. Anything newer than Windows 8 will attach license keys to the hardware (motherboard) and it usually picks the activation right back up.

    If not use the msguides.com kms method.

    • @[email protected]
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      This is the way. Win is already activated, no need to pirate anything. Just get a >= 8gb flash drive, download the installer creator app from Microsoft, and reinstall Windows. It will activate based on the licensing level the machine came with, minus the crapware, which is from the manufacturer’s OS image, not Microsoft’s.

      • @[email protected]
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        102 years ago

        This OP, also make sure to choose custom install and delete ALL the partitions. Not only does the manufacturer image reside there with it’s crapware, it could have been tampered with to reinstall all that malware lol

    • hiddengoat
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      52 years ago

      Not QUITE as useless as “just install Linux” but damn you got close.

  • Superb
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    572 years ago

    Do not pirate windows, just download straight from Microsoft. You don’t need to register

    • @[email protected]
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      52 years ago

      Well, it is technically “piracy” but it’s amateur piracy. No need to get fancy with torrents and VPNs or whatnot. Just download the software and… not pay.

      • LoudWaterHombre
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        92 years ago

        The problem with pirating Windows is that you don’t know if it has been tempered.

        • @[email protected]
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          102 years ago

          Well given op said download it from microsoft then yes it will be riddled with spyware but that’s the genuine windows experience® for you…

          The downvoted guy you replied to is right. You can download the (genuine) iso off microsoft and install it without paying M$ anything, it will work fine other than not being able to change wallpaper etc.

          If that small restriction annoys you the MAS (linked elsewhere in thread) is the answer

  • @[email protected]
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    882 years ago

    ISO download from Microsoft directly. Use Rufus to make an installer USB. Click the “I do not have a license key” option. Who cares about the watermark.

  • @[email protected]
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    Like others have said, just use official windows and don’t activate, only downside is the watermark afaik.

    Alternatively, you can buy licences for like 1-2 $ off eBay and other similar sites. Just make sure the licence and the version you install matches otherwise it won’t activate

      • @[email protected]
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        52 years ago

        It it already had a license even better, yeah, no need to buy a new one. Figured that wasn’t the case since they asked how to pirate it.

      • Bonehead
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        12 years ago

        How do you think they became the defacto OS for consumer PCs?

        • hiddengoat
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          12 years ago

          By being smart enough to get their OS packaged with new retail PCs in the 90’s while the market for them was just warming up. They kept their stranglehold going by not caring too hard about piracy. Just enough to keep from losing any trademark considerations.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 years ago

        Even dumber than that, when their activation method fail, the support uses massgrev to install windows on costumer pc

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Find out what version of windows that laptop ships with, and install that. Windows licenses have been tied to mobos for a while, there’s a good chance it’ll just activate. If you need an installer, you can download ISOs and tools to make a bootable USB from Microsoft’s site.

  • deadcatbounce
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    162 years ago

    Like using a puncture repair kit and duct tape to fix a condom after sex.

    Just put one of the Linux distros on it that look like Windows. Install LibreOffice and lookalike programs.

    And No, I don’t care why you think you can’t use Linux.

    • Chozo
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      112 years ago

      You Linux fanboys are the worst. If you don’t have anything useful to add to the conversation, then just keep scrolling.

      • deadcatbounce
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        12 years ago

        I’m an ex Windows fan. If you didn’t use Windows 3.11 in a corporate environment to try to get some work done, you wouldn’t and won’t ever understand.

    • @[email protected]
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      122 years ago

      Parsec doesnt work as host on Linux. Biggest reason I can’t use it. I think you care just a teeny tiny bit.

  • @[email protected]
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    182 years ago

    No need to download anything, no iso creation, no thumb drives.

    Just reset the current installation and select the option to wipe everything and start over. Google it or just poke through the settings menu.

    • Maximilious
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      202 years ago

      Except if the malware has already infected the recovery partition or completely removed it. Personally I’d take no chances and just nuke the HDD and perform a fresh install.

  • @[email protected]
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    92 years ago

    If it already has windows on it, then it has a key. Just install windows. You can get it from their website