Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?
There will be no escape
Wasn’t the chastity belt hacking story a fake? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEM6SHbjY7Y
Edit: looking into it more, seems like there was a (maybe) real story about it perhaps and then the YouTuber messaged the writer of the original coverage and pretended he was a second victim.
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It’s cellular. Modular. Implanted-in-your-brain-odular!
I guess your brain implant will probably kill you before the end of your favourite playlist. Just like all those test animals.
You know those hackers aren’t ever gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down either
I’m less worried about hackers than having major corporations have unabated access to stream whatever they want to your brain.
Imagine to have to watch ads to access your brain music stream or ads while dreaming like Futurama predicted.
Are you tired of dreaming about advertisements? Then get the new AdBlockPillow! For just 99.99 a month it blocks all incoming Advertisements while you sleep!
And then an army of shills will tell you that blocking ads in dreams is theft.
Oh I can already see them: “businesses need to make money! Free market will regulate everything so it will be very fair!” I wonder if there is a corpo shill bullshit generator out there
Not specialised in shilling, but there’s a corporate speech bullshit generator
yo if they make the dream ads fun and what not sign me up.
drop me in a geico ad i swear
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GoogleTeslaMetaCokacolaSoft would try to roll out an ad blocker blocker and fry a few dozen brains in a third world country before letting you sleep ad free.
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and if you want to stop it you need to pay $9.99/month
At first. Then within a couple of years they will no longer offer a free version, and even those who pay will be forced to do whatever privacy invading garbage they push (as you say, can’t take it out - the epitome of “captive audience”).
People will never want chips installed in their brain. There’s just too many scifi movies showing why that’s a bad idea and the tech industry keeps completely ignoring the message and try to make it into a reality.
I’d hope that’s the case, but I mean, look at artificial intelligence. People are widely adapting that even though theres proof that its going to replace tons of jobs in the near future.
But hey, “ooh shiny technology”
Replacing jobs would be considered an immense public good in any sensible economy. Unfortunately, capitalism makes it so you die if nobody needs you to work. Nobody needing you to work is logically a GOOD thing! Why are people being punished for it??
My point exactly.
I hope you are right. I agree, I don’t think I’d ever want one, but one can never know what technology will be available in a couple decades- I’m afraid at some point people will eventually find it enticing and before that, there’s always idiots who would just because.
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Objects in mirror less attractive than they appear.
I need this in Cyberpunk 2077.
I’m not even worried about hacking. I’d be more concerned about the “legitimate” mandatory advertising direct to your brain!
Elon Musk directly into your brain in 2030:
Hello all my neuralink users, I’d like to tell you all about why trans people are evil for making my wife leave me and my daughter hate billionaires. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.
I’d be hacking the fucker myself to side load an ad blocker.
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You can do that? I mean, actually yeah I do feel like a large big mac meal right now.
This makes no sense. Isn’t hearing music exactly the same thing? Also, your brain can’t hear music. This is just stupid. Plus this psychopath destroyed numerous test animals in order for them to be able to do this.
Yes, and hackers have been rick rolling people over the internet for a while now.
It is possible by stimulating your “hearing nerv” in the same way happening when you actually hear something.
The one that made me sad was the monkey that just sat with it’s face pressed into the floor because the chip had made its brain infected and it didn’t know how to deal with the pain, poor bastard.
You mean you guys don’t constantly have music playing in your head anyway?
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A continuous never-ending note could be considered music if you wanted it to.
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Good thing I have getting used to it
Oh you definitely get used to it, you just randomly start hearing what you think is an old pay phone.
If I don’t constantly have music or podcasts playing I might be able to hear my inner demons.
I would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
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excuse me, smart what
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People will put IoT into everything, no exceptions. Did you really think it would stop at thermostats and surveillance cameras?
The internet of shit has no limits
Literally. Add “smart” or “connected” to any manufactured object you can think of, someone tried to pitch it. I just tried it with “smart toilet paper” and then “connected mug”. Both exist.
here ya go
but why tho
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