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As a 3-year user of Hannah Montana Linux, I approve this post.
Isn’t it super old. Or have they released an updated version. Or can you simply just update it yourself?
That’s impressive. I didn’t start using linux until my late 20’s
When I was a kid I had Linux on a cd that came in the mail
It was probably my first online purchase
That’s a really dumb flow chart … goes on to install Hannah Montana Linux
Hannah Montana Linux
That’s also where I have landed
I use arch btw
How do you recognize an arch user? They tell you. All the time.
How do you recognize an ubuntu user? They just say “I use linux” without specifying it l.
Btw I use linux
Oh, snap!
That’s what I got too! Twinsies!
If it’s not UwUntu, I don’t want it 😤
Should’ve been the OpenSUSe deriative
I’ve never given Linux a fair shake, I didn’t know Hannah Montana Linux even existed, and I have a desktop long overdue for a ‘format and fresh install’ level of cleanup. How can I not give it a shot?
Don’t forget to Install Doom/Doom on your Hannah Montana Linux
hmhmhmhmhmhm
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, Hannah Montana/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Hannah Montana plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Hannah Montana system made useful by the Hannah Montana splashscreen, jailbait wallpaper and vital Disney branding comprising a full OS as defined by 2000’s teenagers. Many computer users run a modified version of the Hannah Montana system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hannah Montana which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hannah Montana system, developed by Miley Cyrus. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a pink operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the Hannah Montana operating system: the whole system is basically Hannah Montana with Linux added, or Hannah Montana/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of Hannah Montana/Linux.
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Mmmm tasty copy pasta 😋🍝
Copypasta was probably the codename of chatgpt 1.0
This is my favorite copypasta.
You deserve this
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Aww, thanks. :)
Maybe Lemmy should try some sort of crypto infused medal for posts then shut down the thing after a few mods pulled all their money out of the system.
every day i become less sure that lemmy isn’t just an alternative frontend for reddit
Heh, I’m aware I’m not on Reddit, if that’s what you’re implying. I’m just amazed at how quickly Reddit went downhill. ;)
I appreciate your vital contribution to this discussion.
Wait, I feel like I missed something important. Hannah Montana Linux?
There’s also PonyOS (https://www.ponyos.org/) They wrote their own kernel, so it’s not Linux, but it is Unix-like.
I love the reviews.
Less goo thanks for mentioning the pones lol
But yeah, impressive project there
deleted by creator
They missed the opportunity to say “Git reponytory”
I really really hate this
Own kernel… That’s honestly just impressive.
If you scroll all the way to the bottom you can see it’s a fork of a different from-scratch OS.
PonyOS is based on ToaruOS, which is free software released under the terms of the NCSA/University of Illinois license.
Still impressive though.
Yep, it’s a thing.
Until the mouse feels litigious lol
I…kinda want to install it and then try to upgrade it to modern Kubuntu while keeping the theming intact.
Sourceforge brings me back.
Wait till you find out about AmogOS…
Sadly its been discontinued😔
Juste Bieber linux aka biebian says hi
I should try HM linux and Uwuntu
They say if you install Hannah Montana Linux and Windows 11 as a dual boot. You get the best of both worlds…
Miley Stewart DOS during the day, Hannah Montana Linux at night.
wow you’re right, this has completely discouraged me from ever trying linux.
Rightfully so!
Me too, I’ll stick with good old HannahMontanaBSD.
And within minutes it was forked to:
FreeHannahMontanaBSD and OpenHannahMontanaBSD
It’s the best of both worlds
so, os/2?
Pfft, no!
OS/2 Warp
Is there a version of this but for real?
the “do you fear technology” doesnt make sense. it should be “dont understand technology” or something.
sheesh, I didn’t make the meme. Tell your story walking.
ok. just saying
Ouch
Why would they suggest Kali as a distro lol
I guess this flowchart selects Kali intelligently!
Replace Manjaro for EndeavourOS and it’s a fine chart
Black Arch should replace arch for penetrative testers.
All paths lead to Gentoo.
I don’t see hannah montana linux so i dont count this chart
It would be great if there was an icon of a BSD-distribution under the category “Do have a life?” - “No”.
yes
What do you mean, it’s as real as it can get
I use Arch btw
Our company has shifted from Redhat to Hanna Montana boxes and it really jazzed our network up.
