I’ve posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time
60% of the time, it works every time.
5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.
oh damn, a perfect score
I think there’s a friends episode with this as the plot
The One Where They Telegraph A Joke From A Mile Off So Even The Stupid People Can Understand It
Can you narrow it down some?
Evil if true
He’s not breaking the rules, just bending it a little bit
He’s a fucking asshole when real that hopefully gets some real syphilis from one of his encounters.
10 times. 85%. Afraid of the half one.
I’d rather die than be this desperate and immoral.
Perfect green text!
This is basically how a romance scam works but without the asking for money part
I’m not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I’m at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns
“I like a fat exhaust!”
“What the fuck are you on about?!”
“The rattle is driving me crazy”
A fat exhaust makes fat smoke.
This isn’t an auto parts store and I’m not a woman, but I’d love to hear a car pun if you don’t mind
Confucius say, “man who run behind car get exhausted”
“man who run in front of car get tired”
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So he tried it ten times and it worked 8 times and a half time?
Maybe he only got to second base.
My old workmate used to tell women he was a pilot. I saw him snogging more women than he had a fair right to. I mean, its bad on his part, but also bad on the women who dribble over money and power. Nobody was a great human being in that situation.
Why is wanting a person with money even in the same ballpark of bad as lying to people to get them into bed?
Just because I don’t understand or share the preference of someone doesn’t mean I want them to get used like a fleshlight.
Is it seriously your opinion that a person wanting someone with money is a bad human being who deserves to be treated like what your workmate did?
This is simply misogyny. And people are ultra casual about it. That’s seriously scary. I wonder what other partner preferences you think makes women basically lose their right to be treated with a baseline of respect.
No, these are very select types of people I am talking about. I certainly never categorised all women as you infer. That is why I said “that situation”. There are still some women swayed by money and power. There are still some women who are waiting for “Prince Charming”. These people exist and no amount of “respect” is gong to change that.
You have also confused opinion with experience. Do you think its healthy for people to allow a man to behave this way to themselves? Have you daughters? Have you ever had to sit her down and explain that not all guys are great? And that she can do some things (that she should not have to do) to protect herself from emotional and physical harm.
This is a quote from you where you put women who want men with money on the same level as a guy exploiting them through manipulation:
My old workmate used to tell women he was a pilot. […] but also bad on the women who dribble over money and power. Nobody was a great human being in that situation.
I am still waiting for your explanation on why women who want a guy with money are “bad”.
Spoken like a true capitalist.
So I can assume every man who wants an attractive and/or young(er) woman is also a bad human being who deserves to get manipulated and lied to for whatever reason. Got it!
Do people think pilots are rich and powerful? I know a couple of pilots. They make about €90k a year and they are basically well qualified bus drivers.
Man, where to begin with this.
A. The pilots you know are making way more than most commercial pilots if those numbers aren’t made up.
B. Nearly 100K in USD a year IS A LOT OF MONEY to most people, certainly nothing to scoff at. Way more than the median US income.
C. You’re on fucking drugs if you legitimately believe that piloting a plan requires the same level of competency as driving a bus.
D. Who the fuck upvoted you?
You’re kidding right?
Mmm, sexy bus drivers!
I agree with you, but thats not how people see them. Many people here earn near the bottom £11ph now.
I was briefly confused as to why the PH level of thee pilots was improtant and then I realized it stood for pounds an hour.
ph - per hour, not pounds an hour :D
Because at 11 they’re pretty basic
Ba-dum-tiss.
The only believable part is at the beginning where 30 women didn’t go on a date with someone who uses 4chan after talking to them.
4d negging
bro i hate how much megging work on women 😭😭😭 why does me being mean maks them wetttt
I googled megging because I thought it was some Family guy reference. I was thoroughly disappointed…
There’s this dark underbelly of femininity that people can only ever whisper about and it’s so annoying.
Like 2/3 of women having a rape kink. Two thirds. That’s insane. But it’s like the world’s best kept secret.
Women don’t care about dick size but they also rave about how big this one dick was when they’re drunk enough.
Women want a good, respectful, stable man but they go home with Ol’ Womanbeater Joe every time.
It’s so goddamn annoying and every time you bring it up, first you’ll get 100% of women saying “well maybe SOME women are like that but I WOULD NEVER” yeah sure. And then if you press the issue you get called an incel or red pill.
Women please just be fucking honest about what you want. Especially to yourself. Don’t pretend you love salad when you always end up ordering the cheeseburger.
Edit: see?
You fucking red pilled incel bitch.
Ur mom
world’s most kept secret
some rando on Lemmy tells it to everyone
Mfw I am finally enlightened, ty
Depends on if you believe me (yet)
what are you even yapping
Jesus Christ what a fucking freak. A rape kink doesn’t mean you want to be raped, freak. Yes women are care about superficial bullshit, and you think men don’t?
You freak. Loser. Weirdo. Incel.
freak
Someone learned a new word today
What a stupid response.
What a freaky response.
FTFY
you get called an incel or red pill
And for good reason
Yeah, red pills are the only ones willing to openly talk about this shit. Which is a failure on the part of everyone else. It helps them get recruits.
That is all hyperbole.
Sure women have rape kinks but they’re in the same vein as people’s incest kinks. In their fantasy, they’re taken by an attractive person, who won’t hurt them, won’t infect and pose zero risk. It’s just fantasy. They don’t want an actual stranger to just violently use them. Just like most guys dont want to fuck their actual siblings/mother.
Yes of course, but my point is that a) it’s incredibly common, and b) we’re not allowed to acknowledge that it’s true.
It’s not like, say, masturbation, which everyone acknowledges is a thing but isn’t polite to talk about. Everyone just straight up REFUSES TO BELIEVE certain things about women that data and anecodes both prove are common.
The only people who openly talk about these things are red pill misogynist bastards.
I am pretty sure you’re not just a Andrew-pilled incel but you have scientific, peer-reviewed sources for your claims you just forgot to link.
I just spent an hour (on and off during downtime at work) getting you links and then my finger brushed the “cancel” button when picking up my phone and it all vanished. It’s demoralizing as hell and I don’t have the energy. I’ll get back to you tonight.
I literally put down my phone and put my head in my hands. I was so pleased with my response. It’s terrible. I’m not ignoring you though.
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people have harmless fantasies
And we acknowledge this is true for men, but not for women.
But the vast majority of men and women realize or will realize that they prefer
Sounds like wishful thinking.
[paraphrasing] Maybe you’re just imagining things?
I’ve seen the stats.
[paraphrasing] I do fine, so everyone can do fine.
I do fine too, because I’m attractive. But that’s irrelevant. In general, what I’ve mentioned is quite common (and those are just examples). But we’re not allowed to acknowledge any of it.
Alright, I’ll pretend that you’re coming at this from a place of good faith discussion.
I guess I’m wondering, in what context do you want to talk about this? There are articles and studies that talk about the rape fantasy thing. There are online communities where you can have healthy discussions about this in an intellectual and academic way.
I think the existence of 50 shades and other similar media is about as open as you can be about this stuff.
So I ask again, what exactly is the context in which you want to talk about this? Do you, as a man, want to just tell women they have secret rape fantasies? That would be odd.
Do you want to interrupt a discussion about the dangers of men actually raping women and tell them that they are statistically likely to have had harmless fantasies about it? What does that add to a discussion about misogyny and rape?
I’m struggling to see the intersection of where the “dark side of femininity” should be discussed but isn’t.
60% of the time, it works every time.
I’m going to be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Red pill anon.
The red pill is estrogen.
I think the term here is ‘chadfishing.’
There are people who allegedly do stuff like this on Tinder, but it’s mainly to push the incel narrative that you need a strong square jawline, huge chin, and other masculine features to even have a chance to match with ladies on Tinder.
Or course people claiming this could easily have faked screenshots, so take that with a massive grain of salt.
well it is a pretty shallow app.
being good looking helps. I’ve done tinder as a fat guy and as a fit guy (legitimately, i lost a load of weight for a while) and i got a lot more attention when i was fitter.
People looking for a quick boink like fitter people better. No surprises there
How can you do it 10 times and have an 85% success rate?
That question makes up 10% of all 37 comments on this post.
Maybe one of the times he failed outright and another time he only got to 2nd base
Maybe just a handy, so counts it as half
