one of the best moments the sub every had
Death to America
Obama but his beverage is too warm
“Uhhh, let me freeze beer”
Obama as a drummer: uhhhh, let me beat here
Obama driving a car with a broken automatic transmission: uhhh let me D gear
Obama but he’s doing poorly in the FPS he’s playing.
“Uhhh let me beat F.E.A.R.”
Obama with a brand new pair of glasses: Uhh, let me see near
Obama, but he’s trained with the Bene Gesserit: “Uhhh, let me face fear”
(cw: meat, dairy) anybody remember that amazing one about coming into your kitchen in the morning to find Obama sauteeing a steak in clarified butter
That was me!
You awake from a deep sleep to the smells and sounds of salt, pepper, and meat crackling. You walk into your kitchen. President Barack Obama is splashing clarified butter over a rib eye steak sizzling in a cast iron skillet.
“Uhh, let me ghee sear”
:leo-point: thank you
Is the punchline fucking “let me ghee steer” god fucking damnit
“uhh, let me ghee sear” iirc but yours is good too
That’s a banger
Obama but it’s pride month: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer
uhhh let me be bear
uhhh, let me tank here
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We were quarantining before it was cool 😤
I remember the diorama at the Richard Gere Museum
obama but he’s well hydrated:
uhhh let me pee clear
uhh let me be fear here
