Ben Shapiro is mad that kids like a cartoon dog, so his company The Daily Wire is debuting a right-wing alternative.

  • katy ✨
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    112 years ago

    this reminds me of when my parents got us mail order vhs tapes from feature films for families and came across a movie called the buttercream gang and was supposed to hate the kid pete who joined a gang in chicago (lol not too obvious, especially since he was latino) and basically thought he was the coolest and i wanted to be his friend so much :P

  • TimeSquirrel
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    1012 years ago

    At this point, anything they call “the left” just seems like normal, rational, human-being stuff. Did nobody share their cookie with them in kindergarten? Are they still angry about that?

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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    2 years ago

    Opening the link in Chromium with no ad blockers, I get a “you’re using an ad blocker” popup that prevents me from seeing the article and can’t be closed (and, ironically, an ad loads behind the ad blocker message). Opening the link in Firefox with an ad blocker, I get no messages and I can read the article without ads. Genius.

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    " “kids go to school for 40 hours a week and then they engage in pop culture for 40 more hours every week. That means for 80 hours of a child’s week, you are turning them over to the left.”

    Huh… It’s exactly the same argument I heard from a left winger about the right wing. I’m wondering if it’s all bs and everyone is wrong and we should all just love one another and respect each other. Huh…

    E: I just watched a couple minutes on YouTube. This show [the knock off one] has THE worst voice acting I think I’ve ever seen (even on children’s shows). The writing is also crap, which doesn’t help. Maybe it was just the clip and not the whole show, but I don’t think so. The makers of this show should be ashamed of themselves for publishing this. Cocomelon looks like Shakespeare when compared to chinchilla. Wth

    E: this was the couple-minute clip I watched, if anyone’s interested.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 years ago

      E: I just watched a couple minutes on YouTube. This show has THE worst voice acting I think I’ve ever seen (even on children’s shows).

      Are you talking about Bluey or the rip off show?

      • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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        42 years ago

        I was talking about the rip off. Bluey’s voice acting and writing are next level.

  • Funderpants
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    Lessons from chilli.

    Don’t hold hands with the gerbils chilli, they’ll make you dirty.

    No, you see chilli, your friend goes to school hungry because their father doesn’t work hard enough, they deserve it.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      If you’re good, daddy will take you the range where we can take turns playing with his brand new gun!

    • @[email protected]
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      82 years ago

      The sheer audacity of the chinchillas lacking hispanic accents. Did no-one working for the show look up where chinchillas are from?

      • Billiam
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        162 years ago

        Which is more offensive: that none of the chinchillas have Latin accents, or that the father is voiced by Rob Fucking Schneider?

        • @[email protected]
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          You know what’s wild? We all thought Rob Schneider was gonna be the sellout making weird movies forever about being random things.

          Well Adam Sandler is now the class iguana that solves all the kids problems in his new movie and Schneider is just a sad loser schilling for conservatives. Somehow the future ended up a full step even sadder than imagined.

  • HotsauceHurricane
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    252 years ago

    I think the biggest thing is these people feel threatened. Blueys parents are better parents than they ever will be. All i can think k about is the episode Flatpack where bandit says, “I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog”.

    • shastaxc
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      112 years ago

      His parents are definitely better than me. There’s no way I can devote that much energy to parenting while holding a full time job. I wish I could, but that’s not the world we live in.

  • @[email protected]
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    322 years ago

    I wonder how successful these counter mainstream efforts will be. There’s a market for crazy Christian movies etc, I imagine there will be a similar one for parents terrified of reality.

    • Flying Squid
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      472 years ago

      Yeah, but Bluey? That’s like being terrified of Mr. Rogers. This is a failure for the same reason it would be a failure if you decided Mr. Rogers wasn’t mean enough so you made your own show with a similar guy but mean.

        • Flying Squid
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          92 years ago

          What aren’t they terrified of? But Rupert didn’t go so far as saying, “we need to make the anti-Bluey now!”

        • @[email protected]
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          12 years ago

          Giving kids conditional love is how you get narcissists. Kids need to receive unconditional love in order to develop an intrinsic sense of self worth. You need to tell them they’re special. If you tell them they need to be perfect in order to receive love, they’ll develop a self-perfection complex and be narcissists.

      • @[email protected]
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        212 years ago

        Oh if Mr Rogers was current he would have been seen as incredibly “woke”. This is the man who during the civil rights discourse decided that kids needed to see black people as less scary and capable of authority so they implemented the character of Officer Clemmons. There is a famous clip of him offering Officer Clemmons a chance to cool his feet in the same wading pool he’s using because out in the world there was a massive push to keep public pools segregate and conservative nutjobs were throwing caustics into pools that didn’t comply and telling their kids that black people were dirty.

        They would have been screaming for an end to Rogers " woke SJW tyranny".

  • @[email protected]
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    1172 years ago

    Someone saw how amazing and loving the Heeler family was and decided “this makes me mad, I’m going to make an intolerant version of this that fits my world view!”. Not to mention I can’t remember politics ever even coming up in bluey when I watch it with my kids.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      Politics came up. Politics is just a name for any way a group makes decisions. Families are groups and they need to make decisions. Any time a TV show explores the question of “how can a family get along with each other”, it’s textbook politics.

    • @[email protected]
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      442 years ago

      Everyone knows the dad is supposed to come home angry about what he’s listened to all day about the left, beat his wife and kids mercilessly to show them who’s really in charge, and not engage in any meaningful way with them at all before passing out drunk.

      It’s as American as apple pie!

    • bean
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      532 years ago

      Ben Shapiro is a cancerous colon wart.

    • @[email protected]
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      Like every work of art, it’s full of politics:

      • an equal-rights relationship, where both parents take responsibility for their children and housework
      • children who are accepted like they are
      • inclusive schools/kindergartens
      • themes that touch on preserving nature, helping the disadvantaged and more

      No wonder it triggers right-wingers.

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        352 years ago

        Not to mention, it even caters to actual dogs! The colour scheme used was designed to only use colours that dogs can see.

        • @[email protected]
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          I’ve never heard this before and don’t know if it’s true or not… but if you told me that Ben Shapiro and his ilk were absolutely furious it, I’d say that sounds a hundred percent on brand for them.

          • @[email protected]
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            222 years ago

            It’s one of those fake TikTok “facts” that’s only kind of true. The Heelers are blue/orange, which does work decently well with Deuteranopia (red-green color blindness), and is closest to what dogs’ vision is like. But it’s mostly just a coincidence, and there’s plenty of cases where scenes really don’t work well if you run them through a Deuteranopia filter, and Chili/Bingo really blend into the background a lot of the time.

  • @[email protected]
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    Amazing self-own admitting that the internet and public schools are your ideological enemies:

    According to Boreing: “Kids go to school for 40 hours a week and then they engage in pop culture for 40 more hours every week. That means for 80 hours of a child’s week, you are turning them over to the left. A good parent might spend 15 minutes a day in meaningful conversation with their kids … A great parent might take their kid to church for one hour, or two hours, or three hours a week. The other 80, they’re watching Disney … they’re online … they’re in public schools.”

    Even their non-political statements are political. I hate that some people don’t see through this shit:

    In a video statement on Monday marking Bentkey’s launch, Boreing said: “Bentkey isn’t about teaching kids politics, it’s about childhood and wonder and adventure. It’s about values and all of the things on which politics are built later.”

    • @[email protected]
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      62 years ago

      Amazing self-own admitting that the internet and public schools are your ideological enemies

      I mean, it’s totally a self own. The thing is though, republicans as a whole are putting forth a decades long concentrated effort to villify schools and schooling. They know that public exposure and education leads to left leaning opinions, even for kids raised in strictly right households, and even through the young adult phase into college.

      The conversation has been so warped for republicans and their conservative base that what sounds like a self own to a regular person is just another truth. It doesn’t even sound strange to them.

      So while it is a self own to anyone with a shred of sense, it’s also a terrifying sign of the times and a serious foundational threat for our young generation.

  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    In case didn’t already hate Ben Shapiro by now, the dude hates Bluey

    BLUEY

    It really doesn’t get any sadder than this

    • Flying Squid
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      272 years ago

      Not only does he hate Bluey, he hates Bluey so much that he decided to spend a substantial amount of money to make Not-Bluey.

  • ArugulaZ
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    142 years ago

    One presumes the breed of the family will be German Shepherds.

  • ArugulaZ
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    72 years ago

    Here’s what I would like to see. Have Bluey do the same thing to the rip-off that Gumball did with its own copycat.

  • TwoGems
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    212 years ago

    Anything Republicans make will be cringe propaganda