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Stamets [Mirror] to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago

Who the hell signed off on that?

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Who the hell signed off on that?

startrek.website

Stamets [Mirror] to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    For the apple one imagine the eyebrows as eyes and the eyes as a nose

    • TOR-anon1
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  • @[email protected]
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    Samsung has a clue

  • Franzia
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    Why would you hold in a fart? Better out than in.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      You must be young, you’ll soon learn that farts cannot be trusted.

      • @[email protected]
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        K that happened like once; let it go ( ;)

        • @[email protected]
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          Compiler error: Expected ) Found ; On line 1

          • threelonmusketeers
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            1•2 years ago

            Relevant xkcd

          • @[email protected]
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            What does this do, is it like just a debugging output?

            • @[email protected]
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              Well it sure is outputting something

    • @[email protected]
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      Shrek farts are simultaneously terrifying, mortifying, and for sure like a fetish or rule34 thing

      Edit: mudbath for anyone in this trying time? Only gently used

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      One day you’ll have a long elevator ride with the wrong person.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      go on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it’s a dating tip.

      • MeanEYE
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        5•2 years ago

        You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          it’s ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we’re fucked if they notice we don’t use definite articles the same way

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    I can’t unsee it 😭

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • ryan
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    If I remember, and I could be wrong, the Samsung emoji there was actually 😬

    Which is still messed up because 😬 is supposed to be the “I just saw a guy commit a sexual perversion” emoji, not the “I just committed a sexual perversion” emoji.

    • NessD
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      😬is sucking air through your teeth when you do/see something surprising or embarrassing.

    • @[email protected]
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      Wait, I thought 😬 was when you committed a sexual perversion, but realized just afterward that your camera was on in the zoom meeting, and no one said anything?

  • @[email protected]
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    It’s this emoji, if you’re curious about your own device: 😣

    • @[email protected]
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      What I see is much closer to Apple’s version.

      • @[email protected]
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        Same here, and I’m using a Samsung.

    • I_Miss_Daniel
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      Firefox on a Realme phone gives me the Apple variant.

    • @[email protected]
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      32•2 years ago

      Hmmm, I’m on Android and it doesn’t look like any of those.

      • @[email protected]
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        yeah I’m on android (pixel 7a, stock, updated to Android 14) and using Sync app it doesn’t show up like that for me

      • @[email protected]
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        41•2 years ago

        Because this post is really outdated. Google ditched the blob emojis back in 2017.

    • @[email protected]
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      >.<

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    17•2 years ago

    Googles doesn’t look like it’s holding it in as much as it is pushing it out.

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