This genius and his two sock puppets are really crushing the comment section. You always have to insert a lol in order to convey the levity of your position when shitting on the plebs from a great height.
The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing
Homie, that “guy” is also a woman
There are no women on the internet.
On dog, everyone internet. No one know human
Arf arf, arf arf arf arf. Arf arf homie.
I mean, duh. Everyone on the internet is just women pretending to be men.
“… 🤔 … Are there any women here today?”
There are no men on the internet
Nice Username!
Hello, can we get the link of that Reddit post?
Unironically, enforce mandatory pronoun tags on Reddit then immediately give any cishet he/him a 3 day time out (was going to add on a bit going “the second he does X” but ngl, I think just a blanket temporary suspension approach would work way better until we figure this whole he/him thing out)
Why, though? Isn’t that discriminatory?
It was just a dumb joke, not something meant to be serious.
Take it like “kill all men” statements, when people say that they’re not suggesting a serious and coherent plan for the mass genocide of half the human population, they’re just venting frustration about men being dicks to them in their personal life
Some on both sides of that coin take it very seriously. Some think, “Yeah, all cishet men are shit!” And the others, who have seen that type of shit in person are like “Yo, wtf.”
Maybe I’m just a stick in the mud, but “jokes” like that are as funny as those who spout nazi bullshit or “kill trannys” or racist bullshit as “jokes” to me.
imo there’s a big difference between someone venting about a desire for racial supremacy over people they see as genetic inferiors born to serve them with an overblown provocative statement, and people venting about being frustrated with men being misogynistic creeps to them with an overblown provocative statement.
Especially since my original post wasn’t even saying “kill all men”, I just used it as an example, like, I don’t think that all cis men are bad, there are plenty of great ones, but I’ve had enough older cis men tell me how “incredibly r*peable” I look in DMs or send me unsolicited dick pics and stuff, and like had another one being a creep at me earlier today, that I was feeling more frustrated with them earlier. So forgive me for inserting some of my frustration into a comment barely anyone will see under some random meme.
Look, I wasn’t trying to be inflammatory or anything, just giving you my perspective on things.
Making a blanket statement against any group of individuals is bigotry. I’m sorry you have had bad experiences with some people, and I’m sure some racism can be stemmed from bad personal experiences as well.
I, too, have been told I am abusing my kids by the mere act of coming out as trans. I’ve been told to kill myself. I reported those messages on my profile to steam, and their accounts are still active.
I’ve been called a liar for telling my story, telling only the truth, because trans people are terrible, manipulative rapists in their eyes.
So, yes, I feel your pain. But don’t perpetuate the stereotypes about anyone, please.
Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s
There Are No Girls on the Internet
Props for the interrobang
That’s a myth.
It’s always some guy pretending to be a girl.
Yes. On onlyfan/s
What is a woman?
Clearly not that dude!
A two legged creature without feathers.
Featherless biped!
It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.
I’ve done that many times
Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I’m gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?
Does one person in the relationship take forever to get ready or for 2 men do they just decide to go out and 3 minutes later leave the house?
Does one of them demand from the other to clean shave their entire body?
Ngl I can barely stand a hairy back. Pun intended
Is it supposed to be the woman who takes a long time? Because I’m a guy and she’s always waiting for me. Not proud of this, but these stereotypes really don’t help.
I’m always waiting for my husband, too. Drives me nuts.
I was in a gay relationship once and at like 9:00 at night my boyfriend turns to me and goes: “Do you want wings?!?”
I’m a bit shocked by the random question but go: “Hell yeah!” We jumped into the car, went to the wings place which closes at 9:30 mind you, got there at around 9:16, including driving. Like 9:27-9:45-ish, we’re back and have a huge plate of wings and sides, just eating like animals
So uh, it varies, but the possibility is definitely there for two men to have a tactical romantic excursion in record time XD
Showing up 14 minutes to close with a large order is evil.
Sounds like they were gone before closing time
To me it doesn’t matter. Having worked in kitchens, we’re usually trying to get a head start on cleaning 15 minutes to close. I just think it’s rude to order that close to closing time.
I’m not american but aren’t wings usually precooked? Or is it not like that?
If you turn up to a chippy or fried chicken place just before closing time in the UK they sometimes give you extra food they would otherwise have to bin at the end of the night. I get why it’s annoying if you’d have to cook something fresh though.
Fuck that stereotype. I’m in a lesbian relationship and getting ready for either of us is putting on pants and possibly a jacket.
yes but we all know most lesbians are just two men in a trenchcoat
I’ve never seen a fact this hard in my entire life
I have 6 teenage boys. Three of them are women by this definition.
It has to depend, I know some men take a long time to get ready too
I lived with gay roommates (three gay men, two were a couple one was single), and the single one took AGES to get ready. I’m talking he’d shower at 730, we’d ask what he was doing and he’d say he had a date then leave the house at fucking 930.
He didn’t wear make up or anything I have legitimately no fucking clue what he could’ve been doing for so long. The couple on the other hand, one took longer than the other but honestly they were both pretty fast get ready-ers.
He was jacking off so that he can longer. Oldest trick in the bock.
If he took two hours to jack off, I shudder to think how long that made him last after 😱
Really? I have heard differently. I mean it’s true in the dating sense of searching for relationships. However if you are single I hear getting laid is waaaay easier. They just straight up ask and go. So I’m told. What the hell do I know?
However if you are single I hear getting laid is waaaay easier
It depends on the country you live in, really. I understand where you’re coming from with this idea. In my home country, it appears that gay people are more open about their relationships than heterosexual people. It’s a conservative country on this topic, but once I started traveling the world, I’ve come to learn that it’s not the truth.
This comment is so open ended… how is it not the truth? It’s a comparison… so do gay people get laid less in other countries, or so straight people get laid more?
Apologies, English is not my native language. If you get to see my reply eventually, it means that straight people have the same chances as gay people in less conservative countries. So by your own words, straight folks, men and woman, get laid more.
Yep, to the point where it is actually hard to meet with someone who is not immediately expecting sex.
It’s different in some ways. Most of my friends are gay and they have specific apps for specific things. It seems very straightforward to find people to hook up with, but that’s different than dating and looking for a relationship. Just like most people, many have various issues most likely stemming from society being lame about sexuality and such. They’ll find someone who seems entirely put together and then get slammed with issues relating to abandonment, insecurities about their masculinity, or crazy jealousy… So pretty much normal stuff.
That last part happened to my cousin. He dated a guy for a few years and everyone liked him a lot. After they got married, he let all the crazy out and became mentally and physically abusive. It apparently started pretty much immediately after marriage, but it took several years before anyone found out what was happening.
That’s pretty standard for any abusive relationship. The abuser usually waits until they feel like their partner can’t escape before they become awful.
androcentric thinking in a nutshell I guess
this is the most reddit thing i have seen in my life
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Oh I always for get that since my a women I can’t be in the internet.
They would never get that riddle where the surgeon turns out to be the kid’s mom.
The kid was named finger
I’ve noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist
Society was built and designed for/by men. Misogyny is hardcoded.
For Better or Worse
Oh yea, in like the 15 years online when people assume I’m a guy I don’t bother to correct anyone anymore. The default assumption is that everyone is a dude, no matter how pink your profile pic is.
The only exception is voice chat for obvious reasons but if you play online games with voice chat you only make the mistake of speaking a few times until you learn.
Men and women only exist when there is a need for a gender to be specified. Most of the time it’s just “people”.
Pretty much
I’m all for (trans-inclusive) gender abolition, but this is just erasing invisibility of women and queers (e.g. history of science)
Most of the time gender doesn’t matter though. It only matters when you need to qualify something. Not everyone thinks about a person’s gender First
Correct
Hm.
And many are even offended at that fact
People always forget about the rules of the internet.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet
Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.
And to that I say…
moobs
This is brave
I’ve never known men to be resistant to sending a dick pic. You don’t even have to ask.
Edit: missing letter.
Ahem… well? 😏
I had a three point argument ready on why that line is not sexist but i forgor 💀
As I understand it, most girls on the internet are in fact dudes out to scam poor simple thirsty motherfuckers like us, so “tits or gtfo” is simply a type of verification process to protect ourselves 😇
It was always hard to verify images. Images with timestamps and weird specific instructions were a good way around that, but AI…
Tits with a skin tonned banana for scale in between them. Good luck AI
Hello I am 5 years old and vulnerable 🖐️😩🖐️ and I’m definitely NOT an agent
And if they do tits or gtfo!
